Premature Ejaculator chords by Adam Dodd

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Novice

P-R-Emature
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

G   C

G
The candles are lit,
C
The music is right,
G                                    C
Been waiting my whole life for this special night,
G

The drinks are poured,
C
Rose petals are spread,
G                           C
Now, Im waiting for you to crawl in my bed,
D
You take off my shirt,
C
Then Ill take off yours,
D                                 C
One look at your tits and then I cream in my drawers,

(Ughhhhh)

CHORUS

G   C
Im A P-R-E Mature!
D   C
E-J Aculator!
G             C
I cant last five seconds at all,
D                  C
But dont be mad at me,
        D         G
Just be mad at my balls,

C   G   C

G
The lights are dim,
C
The scent is pure,
G
Im gonna get it done,
C
Oh, thats for sure,
G
Then you show up,
C
Its time for love,
G
You take off your panties,
C
While I look for a glove,
D
You hand me a condom,
C
To slap on my man,
D
But before I can do it,
C
I blast off in my hand,

(Ahhhhhhhhhh!)

CHORUS

G
Its happened twice,
C
What can I say?
G
Lets give it one last shot,
C
Itll be okay,
G
But, hey, wait-
C
I know what well do,
G
How about a blowjob?
C
Well try something new,
D
You drop to your knees,
C
And reach for my guy,
D
But before you start to sucking,
C
I splash in your eye,

(Oooh! Aaaah! Uggggggghhh!)

CHORUS

THE END.

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