Mr Cheesy Pick-up Line chords by Adam Dodd

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Novice

Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

C   G x2

C                               G
I step through the doors of the nightclub,
N.C.
Ladies dancing all around me,
C                            G
I go to the bar and I order a drink,
N.C.
An apple martini,
C                                 G
Youre sitting there and youre all alone,
N.C.
Oh, what should I do?
C                       G
I grab a seat and make my move,
N.C.
And I whisper to you,
Am    G
Girl, did you just fart? (No, why?)
Am                      G
Cause you just blew me away,

C      G              Am
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                 G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C             G                             Am
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
                     G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C              G           Am
Just give me a kiss or be my miss,
      G
Girl, itll be fine,
Am                  G
I know my names not Elmo,
N.C.                      C
But you can tickle me anytime,

G                      C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
                      C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,

C                                  G
Now, I dont understand just what I say,
N.C.
That makes you walk away,
C                                                G
When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex,
N.C.
Cause I see myself in them today,
C                             G
Or when I say that Im a love pirate,
N.C.
And Im here for your booty,
C                            G
Girl, hold my hand and be my blowfish,
N.C.
And Ill be your Hootie,
Am                G
Girl, Im like a Rubix cube,
Am                                      G
The more you play with me that harded I get,

C       G              Am
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                  G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C              G                             Am
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
                      G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C               G             Am
So, how bout a date? Or be my mate,
G
Girl, itll be fine,
Am                  G
I know Im not Fred Flintstone,
N.C.                             C
But I can make your bed rock anytime,

G                      C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)

Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up,

Am            G
I can be your Jedi master,
Am                     G
If you let me stick my force in you,
Am                  G                 Am
Do I need a special library card to check out that ass?
                G
And keep it overdue?

C                           G
Women dont see or notice my charm,
N.C.
When I spit my game,
C                                                G
When I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good,
N.C.
They just call me lame,
C                                    G
But Im a really nice guy, I love to listen,
N.C.
So I know what youre thinkin,
C                                  G
But seriously, girl, if you were a President,
N.C.
Youd be Baberaham Lincoln,
Am               G
I got the F, the C, & the K,
Am                G
All I need now is U,

C      G              Am
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                 G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C              G                             Am
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
                      G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C                G                       Am
So, how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch,
      G
Girl, itll be fine,
Am                       G                                       C
Oh, hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime,

G                      C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
                       C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
                       C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
        Am     G       C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,

THE END.