Time Of The Month chords by Adam Dodd

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Novice

Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

G+G  E minorEm  C majorC  D MajorD

G+G
While Ive been away,
   E minorEm
With nothing to do,
     C majorC
I couldnt wait to get home,
   D MajorD
And spend time with you,
G+G
Its been so long,
       E minorEm
But, now its finally here,
  C majorC
As I kiss your neck, baby,
D MajorD
What do I hear?

G+G     E minorEm
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
  C majorC        D MajorD
A augmentedA tampon has beat me to it,
      G+G          E minorEm
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
     C majorC            D MajorD
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
D MajorD
Yes I can, dummy,
D MajorD
Uh, no you cant, baby,
D MajorD
Yeah, I dont think so,

G+G
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
   E minorEm
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
  C majorC
Or polish my nuts, babe,
    D MajorD
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
G+G
Rub both your nipples,
   E minorEm
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
C majorC            D MajorD
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
   G+G
Hell no, I dont think so,
  E minorEm
No red wings youll get,
     C majorC
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
D MajorD
Ah, fuck that shit,
G+G            E minorEm
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
        C majorC
Right when you get home from work,
         D MajorD
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)

(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)

G+G      E minorEm
Im on my period, (I get it)
     C majorC           D MajorD
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
     G+G         E minorEm
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
   C majorC             D MajorD
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,

Ooh ooh,

A minorAm             C majorC
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
   G+G             D MajorD
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
  A minorAm         C majorC
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
  G+G            D MajorD
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,

G+G          E minorEm
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
  C majorC
To know that I waited all damn week,
D MajorD
Im so excited,
   G+G
Youre there on the bed,
 E minorEm
As I slam the door,
  C majorC
I wink at my girl,
             D MajorD
And slam my jeans to the floor,
   G+G
Now, here comes your daddy,
   E minorEm
Your big lovin man,
C majorC
Hop up on top, baby,
  D MajorD
As quick as you can,
    G+G
Cause Ill go all night,
   E minorEm
And Ill go all day,
     C majorC
Ill even go down on you, baby,
D MajorD
What do you say?

G+G         E minorEm
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
  C majorC              D MajorD
How long do these stupid things last?
         G+G          E minorEm
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
     C majorC           D MajorD
Well just let me put it in your ass,

No?

G+G      E minorEm
Im on my period,
      C majorC      D MajorD
Shes on her period,
     G+G      E minorEm
Im on my period,
      C majorC      D MajorD
Shes on her period,
      G+G   E minorEm     C majorC       D MajorD
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5

G+G

THE END.