Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard
Difficulty: Novice
The Wind Never Blew
Written By Adam Dodd
CAPO 1
Intro Single strums
G+G A minorAm
Just like the wind,
C majorC D MajorD
Sent chills down my spine,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And the waves smashed down from a high,
G+G A minorAm
And the rain fell cold,
C majorC D MajorD
On a hot summers night,
C majorC D MajorD G+G
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
Wind never blew, my best friend,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
C majorC D MajorD G+G
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
G+G D MajorD
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And the trees would sway to and fro,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
C majorC D MajorD G+G D MajorD
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
River would never run, out on its man,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And a tree would never swing both ways,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
C majorC D MajorD G+G D MajorD
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
A minorAm C majorC G+G D MajorD
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
A minorAm C majorC G+G D MajorD
I truly hope you go blind,
A minorAm C majorC G+G D MajorD
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
C majorC D MajorD
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And the waves, never crashed my car,
G+G A minorAm C majorC
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
D MajorD
new apartment,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
G+G A minorAm C majorC
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
D MajorD
tall European Basketball player
G+G A minorAm C majorC
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
D MajorD
You fucking bitch,
G+G A minorAm C majorC D MajorD G+G A minorAm
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
C majorC D MajorD G+G
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
A minorAm C majorC D MajorD G+G
THE END.