Premature Ejaculator chords by Adam Dodd

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Novice

P-R-Emature
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

G+G  C majorC

G+G
The candles are lit,
C majorC
The music is right,
G+G                  C majorC
Been waiting my whole life for this special night,
G+G
The drinks are poured,
C majorC
Rose petals are spread,
G+G              C majorC
Now, Im waiting for you to crawl in my bed,
D MajorD
You take off my shirt,
C majorC
Then Ill take off yours,
D MajorD                 C majorC
One look at your tits and then I cream in my drawers,

(Ughhhhh)

CHORUS

G+G  C majorC
Im A augmentedA P-R-E Mature!
D MajorD  C majorC
E-J Aculator!
G+G       C majorC
I cant last five seconds at all,
D MajorD         C majorC
But dont be mad at me,
    D MajorD     G+G
Just be mad at my balls,

C majorC  G+G  C majorC

G+G
The lights are dim,
C majorC
The scent is pure,
G+G
Im gonna get it done,
C majorC
Oh, thats for sure,
G+G
Then you show up,
C majorC
Its time for love,
G+G
You take off your panties,
C majorC
While I look for a glove,
D MajorD
You hand me a condom,
C majorC
To slap on my man,
D MajorD
But before I can do it,
C majorC
I blast off in my hand,

(Ahhhhhhhhhh!)

CHORUS

G+G
Its happened twice,
C majorC
What can I say?
G+G
Lets give it one last shot,
C majorC
Itll be okay,
G+G
But, hey, wait-
C majorC
I know what well do,
G+G
How about a blowjob?
C majorC
Well try something new,
D MajorD
You drop to your knees,
C majorC
And reach for my guy,
D MajorD
But before you start to sucking,
C majorC
I splash in your eye,

(Oooh! Aaaah! Uggggggghhh!)

CHORUS

THE END.

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