Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard
Difficulty: Novice
Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
C majorC G+G x2
C majorC G+G
I step through the doors of the nightclub,
N.C.
Ladies dancing all around me,
C majorC G+G
I go to the bar and I order a drink,
N.C.
An apple martini,
C majorC G+G
Youre sitting there and youre all alone,
N.C.
Oh, what should I do?
C majorC G+G
I grab a seat and make my move,
N.C.
And I whisper to you,
A minorAm G+G
Girl, did you just fart? (No, why?)
A minorAm G+G
Cause you just blew me away,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G+G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
G+G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
Just give me a kiss or be my miss,
G+G
Girl, itll be fine,
A minorAm G+G
I know my names not Elmo,
N.C. C majorC
But you can tickle me anytime,
G+G C majorC
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G+G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
C majorC
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
C majorC G+G
Now, I dont understand just what I say,
N.C.
That makes you walk away,
C majorC G+G
When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex,
N.C.
Cause I see myself in them today,
C majorC G+G
Or when I say that Im a love pirate,
N.C.
And Im here for your booty,
C majorC G+G
Girl, hold my hand and be my blowfish,
N.C.
And Ill be your Hootie,
A minorAm G+G
Girl, Im like a Rubix cube,
A minorAm G+G
The more you play with me that harded I get,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G+G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
G+G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
So, how bout a date? Or be my mate,
G+G
Girl, itll be fine,
A minorAm G+G
I know Im not Fred Flintstone,
N.C. C majorC
But I can make your bed rock anytime,
G+G C majorC
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G+G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up,
A minorAm G+G
I can be your Jedi master,
A minorAm G+G
If you let me stick my force in you,
A minorAm G+G A minorAm
Do I need a special library card to check out that ass?
G+G
And keep it overdue?
C majorC G+G
Women dont see or notice my charm,
N.C.
When I spit my game,
C majorC G+G
When I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good,
N.C.
They just call me lame,
C majorC G+G
But Im a really nice guy, I love to listen,
N.C.
So I know what youre thinkin,
C majorC G+G
But seriously, girl, if you were a President,
N.C.
Youd be Baberaham Lincoln,
A minorAm G+G
I got the F, the C, & the K,
A minorAm G+G
All I need now is U,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G+G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
G+G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C majorC G+G A minorAm
So, how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch,
G+G
Girl, itll be fine,
A minorAm G+G C majorC
Oh, hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime,
G+G C majorC
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G+G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
C majorC
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G+G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
C majorC
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G+G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
A minorAm G+G C majorC
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
THE END.