80 Year Old Whore chords by Adam Dodd

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Novice

80 Year Old Whore
Written By Adam Dodd

CAPO 3

Intro

C majorC  A minorAm  FF  G+G

C majorC           A minorAm
I was walking with my buddies,
  FF       G+G
And saw a few hot chicks,
C majorC         A minorAm
But, I wasnt interested in them,
     FF         G+G
No, they werent the finest picks,
C majorC            A minorAm
But, then you caught my attention,
     FF            G+G
From the window of the old folks place,
C majorC          A minorAm
Right away I knew I was in love,
    FF            G+G
When I saw the wrinkles on your face,
FF        G+G
I came inside to meet you,
    C majorC    E minorEm        A minorAm
And you hobbled right through the door,
G+G
With your walker,


C majorC     A minorAm     FF      G+G
Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
C majorC          A minorAm
I love it that your pubes are grey,
     FF        G+G
And your boobs sag to the floor,
 C majorC     E minorEm
Every time I take out your dentures,
 FF       G+G
I know whats in store,
C majorC            A minorAm
Its time to clean your dentures,
         FF     G+G      C majorC
Cause youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,

A minorAm  FF  G+G

C majorC         A minorAm
Young girls dont turn me on,
FF        G+G
Experience is a must,
C majorC           A minorAm
Especially when youre 4 foot 8,
     FF        G+G
And your vagina collects dust,
C majorC       A minorAm
When we get to kissin,
  FF        G+G
You wheeze as I get hyper,
C majorC           A minorAm
And I love it when you pluck your whiskers,
  FF        G+G
As I take off your diaper,
FF       G+G
You ask me to change you,
   C majorC     E minorEm  A minorAm
But, baby, that all depends,
G+G
Pun intended,


C majorC     A minorAm     FF      G+G
Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
C majorC          A minorAm
I love it when your knees give out,
     FF          G+G
And you fall straight to the floor,
C majorC      E minorEm
Every time I spank that ass,
FF        G+G
You poop in your drawers,
C majorC      A minorAm
But I dont care at all,
         FF     G+G      C majorC
Cause youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,

A minorAm  FF  G+G


C majorC          A minorAm
Many nights, well just stay in,
      FF             G+G
Well eat applesauce and well watch porn,
C majorC         A minorAm
As I massage your hunchback,
  FF        G+G
And nibble on your corns,
C majorC        A minorAm
Your bones are a creakin,
     FF        G+G
And your arm flab gets me hard,
C majorC        A minorAm
But then the Alzheimers kicks in,
    FF               G+G
And you dont know where the hell you are,
FF        G+G
During sex you love it,
    C majorC     E minorEm      A minorAm
When I whisper in your hearing aid,
G+G
I love you, Ethel,


C majorC     A minorAm     FF      G+G
Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
C majorC          A minorAm           FF         G+G
I love it when you call 9-1-1 when you get lost in the grocery store,
C majorC             E minorEm         A minorAm           G+G
And I dont mind you gave Stonewall Jackson a handjob during the Civil War,
C majorC       A minorAm          FF
Cause Im so damn in love with my beautiful,
G+G      C majorC
80 year-old whore

A minorAm  FF  G+G  C majorC

THE END.