After Ever After chords by Disney

po 4, or adjust based on needs :)

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I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue

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But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone's stew

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So just try to put yourself in to somebody else's gills

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You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)

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Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)

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The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can't see

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Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

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Oceans are browning; I think I'm drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)

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Hey, I'm okay, but I'm slightly scared; my husband's a mark for the War on Terror

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Aladdin was taken by the CIA

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We're not Taliban; you've got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!

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Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?

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Interrogation from the Nation of the Free

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Bin Laden's taken the fall; we're not trained pilots at all


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Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss

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We're for freedom; Genie can vouch for us

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Bush was crazy; Obama's lazy; Al-Qaida's not in this country!

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Set free my Prince Ali

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This town's gone wild since I married Adam

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They think I'm going straight to Hell (She'll burn in Hell)

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But the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)

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Oh, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy);

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I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)

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They legit believe I'm Satan

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And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

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After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields

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?Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit

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And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel


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They forced us into unknown lands of exile

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They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead

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So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon

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When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)

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Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

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Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball (sacrebleu!)?

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Can you paint with the red colors in these men?

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I can murder if I please, cuz I'm  dying of disease!

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I can paint with the red colors in these men