Chords with lyrics
Key: 
BB
♫ Verse 1:
BB 
E MajorE
Look at today, the undisputed heavyweight of ethics
F#F#
We lift our belts above our heads
G# minorG#m BB E MajorE
And beat our chests, the champions who reached the a pex
♫ Verse 2:
BB E MajorE
Just yesterday, the great mistakes that nearly made are ending
F#F#
Religious fools and stubborn mules that drove the world to the edge of doom
G# minorG#m BB E MajorE
There's no defe nding
♫ Chorus:
C#C# F#F#
What can we say, their happy ever after
BB E MajorE
Turned out to be a total disaster
C#/F F#F# 
B6B6
The past is passé, so long to yesterday
♫ Verse 3:
BB
Oh, they should've known
E MajorE
The clowns are grown until they own the circus
F#F#
A augmentedA topsy-turvy, whirling dirvish of absurdists
G# minorG#m BB E MajorE
Stand their therapeutic cir cuits
♫ Verse 4:
BB
Just stay alert
E MajorE
Unless we should revert to our perversions
F#F#
When we return to making boasts
In hidden ghosts who block your force
G# minorG#m BB E MajorE
The world's conver sion
♫ Chorus:
C#C# F#F#
What can we say, their happy ever after
BB E MajorE
Turned out to be a total disaster
C#/F F#F#
The past is passé, so long to yester-
C#C# F#F#
Day! (Their happy ever after)
BB E MajorE
Yesterday! (Turned out to be a total disaster)
C#/F F#F# G# minorG#m
The past is passé, so long to yesterday
♫ Outro:
DmDm 
G+G
Alright, today, we have a fool for you, and this fool thinks that
E MajorE A augmentedA
If we pour a little water over her head and say some special words
DmDm G+G
That something truly magical will happen to her.
E MajorE A augmentedA
Haha, I'm sorry. Alright fool, c'mere. Tell us
Why?
