Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
Intro:
G G7 Em C Cm (x2)
G
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
G7
When i was a kid on VOIP
Em
I thought when i get older
C Cm
I'd grow up and be a doctor
G
Now im 23 and i stream for incels
G7
Broke up with you cuz' you had anger issues
Em
If i could change a single thing
C Cm
I'd take away your PC
Am
C Cm
Well he's in my bed, but you're in my twitch chat.
G
C Cm
You stole the key from under my doormat
G
C Cm
And even though hes got social skills
G G7
That doesnt mean you dont pay my bills
C Cm
I guess i'll make the most of this
G G7
Then block you as fast as i can
C Cm
OwO
Am Am
My ex boyfriend's an incel
G G7 Em C Cm (x2)
G
And yeah he's met Jared, (of course hes met Jared
G7
The guy in the back of all my streams
Em
We hit it off instantly
C Cm
And he never asked to see my feet
G
Have you seen his jawline shoulders and muscles?
G7
Not to mention his fashion sense
Em
He's kind and funny too
C Cm
He's absolutely nothing like you...
G
G G7
This isn't the dream (isnt the dreaMMM isnt the drEEamm)
Em
Oh this isnt the dream
C Cm
I wanted when i was 17
G G7
This isn't the dream (isnt the dreaMMM isnt the drEEamm)
Em
Oh this isnt the dream
C Cm
I wanted when i was 17
G
I dont think that you can be saved
G7
You're psychotic, obessive, and sex depraved
Em
I dont think that i deserve
C Cm
all the harassing tweets i've earned
G
I hope you dont cause another scene
G7
The one you did when you were 23
Em C Cm
I hope Mickey Mouse is okay....
Am
C Cm
But, He's in my bed but you're in my twitch chat
G
C Cm
You stole the key from under my doormat
G
C Cm
And even though hes got social skills
G G7
That doesnt mean you dont pay my bills
C Cm
I guess i'll make the most of this
G G7
Then block you as fast as i can
C Cm
OwO
Am Am
My ex boyfriend's an incel
G G7 Em C Cm
G G7
I'm hiding from you everyday
Em C Cm
So how on earth can i be saved?
G G7
You message him a lot as well...
Em C Cm
Maybe if you werent creepy as hell
G
Cuz' you scare me
G7
You're insane
Em C Cm
Your avatar is a picture of my face
G
I...
G7
Want you to leave me be
Em C Cm
Or i'll contact my legal team (jAsOn DeRuLoOoO)
G G7
I really dont care...
Em C Cm
Please stop asking for my hair
G G7 Em C Cm
