Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
A augmentedA D MajorD FF D MajorD
A augmentedA D MajorD FF D MajorD
A augmentedA D MajorD FF D MajorD
A augmentedA G+G FF
Verse 1:
A augmentedA EsusEsus E MajorE
I got a little friend he's with me to the end
A augmentedA EsusEsus E MajorE
What does he say?
A augmentedA EsusEsus E MajorE
I ask him for opinions and political decisions
A augmentedA EsusEsus E MajorE
Each and every day
Prechorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA BB E MajorE
I know that it's a dream and obscene anyway
Chorus:
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA D MajorD FF D MajorD A augmentedA G+G FF
Now, what would he say if Stuey could talk to me?
Verse 2:
A augmentedA EsusEsus E MajorE
Whenever i'm alone i'm really not alone
A augmentedA EsusEsus E MajorE
He's always there
A augmentedA EsusEsus E MajorE
When I am going to falter and I'm standing at the altar
A augmentedA EsusEsus E MajorE
And there's not a prayer
Prechorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA BB E MajorE
I know it's up to him if have to sin there's a way
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA D MajorD FF D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD FF
Well now, what would he say if Stuey could talk to me?
D MajorD A augmentedA G+G FF
Talk to me
Interlude:
BB
What would he say?
BB
What would he say?
BB
What would he say?
BB
What would he say?
BB A augmentedA F#F# BB A augmentedA F#F#
(spoken) "Yes, my name is Stuart, and I assure you I can speak
BB A augmentedA F#F#
And lately I find myself astounded
BB A augmentedA F#F#
At the sort of company you keep
C#C# BB G#G#
Something further I must mention
C#C# BB G#G#
Of this fact I cannot understand
C#C# BB G#G#
Is your insatiable attention
C majorC BB G#G#
At annoying me with your hand.
E MajorE F#F# D MajorD
And in closing may I offer
E MajorE F#F# D MajorD
This point must be succint
E MajorE F#F# D MajorD
My purpose is for procreation
E MajorE C#C# D MajorD
And not facilitating in your sink.
Chorus:
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
If Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
Stuey, if Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
Stuey, if Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
Stuey, if Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
Stuey, if Stuart could talk (what would he say?)
Outro:
A augmentedA D MajorD FF D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD FF
Well now, what would he say if Stuey could talk to me?
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
Talk to me
FF D MajorD A augmentedA
Stuey can you talk to me?
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Note: when playing a "typical" live version of the song, the interlude often begins with a snippet
of the Barney the Dinosaur theme ("I love you, you love me...") and the last line of the outro would
typically segue into a twisted cover of The Who's "See Me Feel Me/Listening to Stu".