Key: Em 🤘 Intro: Em 🤘 Verse 1: Em When it came to me one day in Jerksville Em Man, I was right on the edge Em That jacket’s too small for a man of your size Em And those socks are too big for your head
🤘 Chorus: C G D My eyes glaze at whatever you say C G D But I’m listening, do tell me more C G D It goes under the bridge, right over my head C G D Bm Em And out through my portable door 🤘 Verse 2: Em I was trapped in a dire situation Em Between reason and someone-in-law Em The winner takes all and runs off with the ball Em Nothing could pleasure me more 🤘 Chorus: C G D Times were, I’d have spoken my piece C G D For a minute or two held the floor C G D But I can’t get a word in so here I am hurtling C G D Bm Right out through my portable door 🤘 Interlude: F#5 E5 A5 B5 C5 D5 E5 F5 G5 G#5 A#5 C5 Guitar 🤘 Solo: Am Organ 🤘 Solo: Bm D Bm D Bm D Bm D Bm D Bm D Bm 🤘 Chorus: C G D The jabbering’s hurting my brain cell so bad C G D For once in my life I am bored C G D The public house beckons, I follow the call C G D Bm And slip in through my portable door 🤘 Verse 3: Em The unlikely event came upon me Em I wasn’t prepared for the shock Em Once round my neck and twice round the deck Em And the rest disappeared up the block 🤘 Chorus: C G D So here we are and everything’s changed C G D Faster than ever before C G D You gotta be jokin’, man what are you smoking C G D Bm Blow it out through my portable door 🤘 Outro: Em