Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Difficulty: Novice
Intro:
D MajorD A augmentedA B minorBm G+G
Verse:
D MajorD
Now there’s a lotta stupid shit that hits the internet
A augmentedA
But if it’s funny or embarrassing then you can bet
B minorBm
It goes viral
G+G
That shit goes viral
D MajorD
Ooh whoa-oh
A augmentedA
Ooh whoa-oh
D MajorD
When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls
A augmentedA
Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls
B minorBm
And it’s viral
G+G
Fuckin’ viral
D MajorD
Ooh whoa-oh
A augmentedA
Ooh whoa-oh
Pre-chorus:
B minorBm
Once your letter first gets tweeted
D MajorD
That shit never gets deleted
G+G
One kid clicks. Then two. Then six
A augmentedA
And oh, you know
Chorus:
D MajorD
It’s goin’ viral. Viral
A augmentedA
You’ll be an internet celebrity
B minorBm
'Cause it’ll spread like fucking HPV
G+G
Now ev’rybody knows your shit
D MajorD
It’s goin’ viral. Viral
A augmentedA
You’ll be the poster boy for ‘gay and lame’
B minorBm
So either kill yourself or change your name
G+G
Cause it’s goin’ viral
G+G
Viral
Verse:
D MajorD
You’ll see it blowin’ up on YouTube like a hip-hop song
A augmentedA
And ev’ry soccer mom in Omaha will sing along
B minorBm
Cause it’s viral
G+G
It’s v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral
D MajorD
Ooh whoa-oh
A augmentedA
Ooh whoa-oh
Pre-chorus:
B minorBm G+G
Trust me, dude, that shit will linger
D MajorD A augmentedA
Worse than "Charlie Bit My Finger"
B minorBm G+G
Just sit back and watch this fucker
A augmentedA
Grow. Grow. Grow
Chorus:
D MajorD
Oh! It’s goin’ viral. Viral
A augmentedA
You’re poppin’ up on ev’ry laptop screen
B minorBm
And kids’ll dress like you on Halloween
G+G
Khakis and those fucking shoes
D MajorD
It’s goin’ viral, viral
A augmentedA
I’ll get to say I knew the YouTube star
B minorBm
That people laugh about in Kandahar
G+G
Cause it’s goin’ viral. Viral. Viral
Bridge:
B minorBm G+G
It’s worse every day
D MajorD
It’s never ending
B minorBm G+G
You flee to Bombay
D MajorD A augmentedA
And still, you’re trending
B minorBm G+G
You climb a mountain and you find a guru
D MajorD A augmentedA
And he promises that you’ll be a new you
E MajorE
But one night lying in your bunk
C majorC
You lock eyes with another monk
A augmentedA
He looks at you with piercing eyes
E minorEm
And then you see him recognize
F# minorF#m
You wonder what he’s gonna do
F# minorF#m
He calls the gurus in with you
D#D#
He pulls his phone out and it’s back again
‘Dear Evan Hansen, it turns out that I’m a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!’
Chorus:
E MajorE
That shit went viral. Viral
BB
It's like a cyber-hell you can't escape
A augmentedA
Where every gang is up for cyber rape
E MajorE
Your life's gonna spiral. Spiral
D MajorD
When this goes viral. Viral. Viral
A augmentedA E MajorE
You are fucked!