Chords with lyrics
♫ Verse :
G C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am F
and I won't say that I love you or I heart you,
G C Am F G
but I will say less than 3, I less than 3 you
C Am F
Your molecules must be moving really quickly
G C Am F G
'cause girl, you're hot.
C Am F
Are you igneous, metamorphic or sedimentary?
G C Am F G
All I know is baby you rock.
C Am F
if god existed, I'd thank him for you
G C Am G
but I'm rational and I read (a lot of) Sam Harris
C Am F
you're beautiful like the font of Garamond
G C
but I wanna see you sans serif.
Am G
(take your pants off)
C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am
I observe your quarks oscillating,
F G C Am F G
and I'm formulating a g-string theory
C Am F G C
I'm an archaeologist and I'm gonna compute your age,
Am F G
yeah, I'm wanna absolutely date you
C Am
you make me feel like a male giraffe
F G C Am
I wanna nudge your rump, make you urinate, and mate you
F G
(that's what they do)
C Am
the value of my love for you
F G C
cannot be expressed exactly
Am F G
it's more irrational than pi
C Am F G C Am F G
hey "Fuck" is a legitimate word in Scrabble, just FYI
C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am F
you can suck me into the supermassive black hole
G C F G
at the center of your galaxy (I'm talking vagina)
C Am
I may not be the biggest or strongest
F G C Am F G
but my knowledge of grammar shines
C Am F G
I know how to use the words further and farther correctly
C Am F G
every freaking time
C Am
farther indicates physical distance
F G C Am F G
and further a depth or degree
C Am F
example: the moon is getting farther from the earth
G C Am F G
about 4 centimeters annually (true fact)
C Am F
example: you just keep getting further into my heart
G C Am
wait: you just keep getting farther into my heart
F G C
no, wait: you just keep getting further into my heart
Am F G
hang on: you just keep getting farther into my heart
C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am
if the situation is ambiguous
F G C Am
further and farther can be used interchangeably
F G
(that's a rule! I knew that all along)
C Am F
I wanna be your abacus baby
G C Am F G
you can count on me
C Am F
and I won't say that I love you or I heart you
G C
but I will say, I less than 3 you
Am F G C
(please take off your pants)
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