Capo
3
Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
🎸
Key: Bb
Verse 1:
Bb
I am no one but I'm well known
Bb
For I am the man with the dogs
Bb
I stare at you shopping, watch while you're walking
Bb
Two dogs run around your toes
Pre-Chorus:
Eb
You turn around two eyes break you down
Eb
"Now, who does that guy think he's starin' at "
Bb
Stop in your tracks, you're being laughed at
Bb
You armored ego is nude
Chorus:
F Eb
And I do and I do
F Eb
crack up 'cause I'm getting to you
F Eb
You see you, you see you,
F
and you're pretty self-conscious too
Interlude:
Bb
Uh-huh
Bb
Yeah, yeah
Verse 2:
Bb
Down to your church, I'm looking for victims
Bb
Spell of the man with the dogs
Bb
I'll haunt you and follow you to work
Bb
That ghost is back again
Pre-Chorus:
Eb
Creep into you, I won't go away
Eb
You're taking yourself too seriously
Bb
I smile as you frown and turn to walk away
Bb
Your habits for all to see
Chorus:
F Eb
I see a shrew, I see you
F Eb
and the rodent things you do
F Eb
You see you, you see you,
F
and you're pretty self-conscious too
Post-Chorus:
C Bb
And I'm gonna crack your mask
C Bb
Yeah, and I'm gonna laugh
C
Open wide, yeah!
C
Aw, yeah!
Verse 3:
C
Saw you again, you'll see me tomorrow
C
Curse of the man with the dogs
C
You may not like me, you won't forget me
C
Not safe, even in Walgreens
Pre-Chorus:
F
They've seen me, ask your friends, "Oh, I know him"
F
Seen, but I'm never heard by your lot
C
A stare is worth a thousand biting phrases
C
See how stupid you are?
Chorus:
G F
I dare you, I dare you
G F
to erase my laser tattoo
G F
You see you, you see you,
G F
and you're pretty self-conscious too
Post-Chorus:
D C
And I'm gonna crack your mask
D C
Yeah, and I'm gonna laugh
D C
What's inside? Is it pubic hair?
D C
Is it cobweb air? I bet you just don't care
Outro:
D
As you go to work, and you cash your check
C
You come home, and you got enough to pay the rent
D
Turn on the TV with the football game
C
Tell your kids to just shut up and go away
D
Close your eyes when you see me on your sidewalk
C
That does not sound like us
D
While you and your wretched corporation lies
C
Are slowly disintegrated into ashes
D
Ashes, ashes, ashes, and we all fall down
(fall apart)
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- The Man With The Dogs (Tabs)
Song History
Published: October 27, 2025
Last Updated: January 22, 2026