By Steph H - Pokémon Addict Em I remember when there were only one-fifty of you D Well, technically one-fifty-one if you are counting Mew, but I digress Em I guess I spent the best years of my little life A Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives Em And I miss the Pokémon Centre A I miss its music too Em And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water D
Pokémon, what happened to you? Em In the old days, you only got one form of every kind A I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn’t even have to try Em But now you’ve shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs A Oh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn’t used for sex Em I miss the cycling road, don’t you know A I miss the music too Em And I can’t believe you used to be in black and white D Pokémon, what happened to you A Now 🏷Legendary means nothing to me A Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty A And I only want three choices for my Eevee A I don’t want a rival if his name is not Gary G (one strum only, let ring) And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, I don’t know A I miss holding down the B button when I thought it made it easier A I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it A I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon A I don’t accept your Leaf Green, they’ll always be Red and Blue to me Em Yesterday, I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown A They spelled the words “We're sorry on behalf of Nintendo Em We don’t get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so A And the Pokédex was fine, it didn’t need a radio” Em I miss the Team Rocket hideout A And I miss the music too Em And why have shinies if they’re so impossible to find D Pokémon, what happened to you D Pokémon, what happened to you Em And I’ll never again experience that joy of mine D Because you are incompatible with my brand new D-S-i
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