Me And Mr Hohner chords by Bobby Darin

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:
 E
Standin' on the corner
 E
Not doin' nothin' to no one

  E
When a squad car stops
 E
And out jump cops
  E7
You one of them, if I ever saw one

  A
Wonder what I said
  A
As my face turned red
  A7
Up against the wall, says the tall one

  E
That's a cute mustache
  E
Have ya got any hash?
  E7
I'd like to make a buy, says the small one

Chorus:
  A
Now da whole thing's silly
   A
But I'm starin' at the billy
   A7
Quietly askin' myself now will he

  E
Use that thing
  E
To make my eardrums ring
  E7
It's all a bad dream
  E7
And I'm in South Philly
  E
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

Verse 2:
  E
Me and Mr. Hohner
  E
In Yuma, Arizona
   E
Tryin' to hitch a ride to Denver

   E
Well, out of a toll
   E
Comes the highway patrol
   E7
To check up on my gender

   A
Is it her or him
   A
Or maybe Tiny Tim?
    A7
Now up against the fence, says the dense one

   E
You have picked a bad spot
   E
To smoke your pot
   E7
Whatcha gonna do two against one?

Chorus:
   A
Now da whole thing's silly
   A
But I'm starin' at the billy
   A7
Quietly askin' myself now will he

   E
Use that thing
   E
To make my eardrums ring
   E7
It's all a bad dream
  E7
And I'm in South Philly
  E
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

Verse 3:
  E
Me and Mr. Hohner
  E
Relaxin' out at Kona
  E
Hawaiian sun can be groovy

  E
When a pair of MPs
  E
Yell out, freeze!
  E7
And I think I gotta part in a movie

   A
Hey! I'm talkin' to you
   A
Tell me what did I do?
   A7
You're a draft card burner, says the thin one

   E
We can tell by your looks
    E
That you read too many books of wars
   E7
And that's because ya ain't been in one

Chorus:
   A
Now the whole thing's silly
   A
But I'm starin' at the billy
   A7
Quietly askin' myself now will he

   E
Use that thing
   E
To make my eardrums ring
  E7
It's all a bad dream
  E7
And I'm in South Philly
  E
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner