Me And Mr Hohner chords by Bobby Darin

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:
 E MajorE
Standin' on the corner
 E MajorE
Not doin' nothin' to no one

  E MajorE
When a squad car stops
 E MajorE
And out jump cops
  E7E7
You one of them, if I ever saw one

  A augmentedA
Wonder what I said
  A augmentedA
As my face turned red
  A7A7
Up against the wall, says the tall one

  E MajorE
That's a cute mustache
  E MajorE
Have ya got any hash?
  E7E7
I'd like to make a buy, says the small one

Chorus:
  A augmentedA
Now da whole thing's silly
   A augmentedA
But I'm starin' at the billy
   A7A7
Quietly askin' myself now will he

  E MajorE
Use that thing
  E MajorE
To make my eardrums ring
  E7E7
It's all a bad dream
  E7E7
And I'm in South Philly
  E MajorE
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

Verse 2:
  E MajorE
Me and Mr. Hohner
  E MajorE
In Yuma, Arizona
   E MajorE
Tryin' to hitch a ride to Denver

   E MajorE
Well, out of a toll
   E MajorE
Comes the highway patrol
   E7E7
To check up on my gender

   A augmentedA
Is it her or him
   A augmentedA
Or maybe Tiny Tim?
    A7A7
Now up against the fence, says the dense one

   E MajorE
You have picked a bad spot
   E MajorE
To smoke your pot
   E7E7
Whatcha gonna do two against one?

Chorus:
   A augmentedA
Now da whole thing's silly
   A augmentedA
But I'm starin' at the billy
   A7A7
Quietly askin' myself now will he

   E MajorE
Use that thing
   E MajorE
To make my eardrums ring
   E7E7
It's all a bad dream
  E7E7
And I'm in South Philly
  E MajorE
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

Verse 3:
  E MajorE
Me and Mr. Hohner
  E MajorE
Relaxin' out at Kona
  E MajorE
Hawaiian sun can be groovy

  E MajorE
When a pair of MPs
  E MajorE
Yell out, freeze!
  E7E7
And I think I gotta part in a movie

   A augmentedA
Hey! I'm talkin' to you
   A augmentedA
Tell me what did I do?
   A7A7
You're a draft card burner, says the thin one

   E MajorE
We can tell by your looks
    E MajorE
That you read too many books of wars
   E7E7
And that's because ya ain't been in one

Chorus:
   A augmentedA
Now the whole thing's silly
   A augmentedA
But I'm starin' at the billy
   A7A7
Quietly askin' myself now will he

   E MajorE
Use that thing
   E MajorE
To make my eardrums ring
  E7E7
It's all a bad dream
  E7E7
And I'm in South Philly
  E MajorE
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner