Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth chords by The Dandy Warhols

NB! Play on acoustic

[Verse]

N.C                                                        A          E
I never thought you'd be a junkie, because heroin is so pass?. But today,
                  C                  D                        A
if you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain,
       E                   C                    D                          A
You're insane, or you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say.
     E            C                            D                         A
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
          E                 C                                 D                A  E
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so pass?, hey.

[Chorus]

C         D     A   E
Heroin is so pass?, hey.
C         D     A   E
Heroin is so pass?, hey, hey.
C     D     A      [Pause}
aa-ah-a-a-ahh


[Verse]

N.C   A       E
So pass? nowadays.
           C                                  D                    A
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
        E                       C                          D                           A
I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay,
     E            C                            D                         A
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
          E                  C                                D                A  E
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so pass?, hey.


[Chorus]

C         D     A   E
Heroin is so pass?, hey.
C         D     A   E    C
Heroin is so pass?, hey, hey.
D            A     E     C
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
D            A     E     C
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
D            A
Ah ah ah ah, aaaaaaaaaah


[Bridge]

A E C D x3
lalalala
A           E          C
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala


[Chorus]

D                A  E
Heroin is so pass?, hey.
C         D      A  E
Heroin is so pass?, hey
C         D     A   E    C
Heroin is so pass?, hey, hey.
D            A     E     C
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah,
D            A     E     C
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah,
D            A  E
Hey hey hey hey heyyy,
C
heyyy,
D  A  D               A
heyyyyy