I Did It For The Toys chords by Dance Hall Crashers

A
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
B       E      F#   A
 Tasted like egg nog and it was gross
B       E     F#
 Said he was lonely and it had been
 A  B       E
a while The elves run frantic when
   F#    A
they see that look in his eyes



B      E       F#
 He sat me down and went on and
 A B       E
on  Wouldn't shut up about how
F#       A  B
Mrs. Claus had gone He said the
E          F#
plumber must've done something
A  B       E
right He fixed her pipes then
  F#      A
she paid him back all

      B  E F#
Through the night
A    B
Fa la la la
E    F#
Fa la la la la
A    B
Fa la la la
E    F#  A
Fa la la la la



B    E          F#    A
 Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
B    E       F#
 I kept wondering how far this would
A B       E    F#
go We talked and drank until it was
A       B     E
light Then the bartender kicked us
     F#   A
out cause we got into a fight



B      E        F#
 But I kept thinking of the swag
    A B      E
for free  Besides the old geezer
F#       A B
needs some company Well I've
   E         F#
been broke this year it wouldn't
   A   B     E
be so bad I hate to admit
    F#      A
it but he's the best I've



   B E F#
Ever had
A    B
Fa la la la
E    F#
Fa la la la la
A    B
Fa la la la
E    F#  A
Fa la la la la
A    B
Fa la la la
E    F#  A
Fa la la la la



E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
      D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
      C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
        D#m
him back but I did it for
     D
the toys Smiled at me and
         C#m
wanted to see if I would


Guitar Solo
B E F# A x4

Drumbeats



B       E
 Well he's a pervert you
  F#      A
can tell by his smile
B       E
 Or check the NAMBLA
   F#
membership locked
    A  B
in his files That big
  E       F#
red suit and jolly face
    A       B
is a disguise He only does
      E    F#
it for the joys of little
   A
kids bouncing on his thighs


B       E
 He drives me crazy now
  F#        A
he calls me all the time
B      E      F#
 I'm gonna dump him as soon
   A       B
as I get what's mine Guess
 E        F#
I should really reveal my
    A       B
family ties He won't get
      E
a clue so I hit him
    F#
with a matzo ball
A
Right between


Chorus 4
  B  E F#
The eyes
A    B
Fa la la la
E    F#
Fa la la la la
A    B
Fa la la la
E    F#  A
Fa la la la la
A    B
Fa la la la
E    F#  A
Fa la la la la



E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
      D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
      C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
        D#m
him back but I did it for
     D
the toys Smiled at me and
         C#m
wanted to see if I would



E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
      D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
      C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
        D#m
him back but I did it for
     D
the toys Smiled at me and
         C#m
wanted to see if I would
what a loser!