Internet Porn chords by Da Vincis Notebook

Internet Porn by Da Vinci's Notebook

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Back in the not-too-distant past
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When I would need a quick repast
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Or a temporary break from my agenda

Off to the bedroom I would head
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Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
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And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda

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My alternatives were slim
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If I tried to find another source for sin
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I'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local
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video store
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But last month I finally made the call
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I got a brand new cable modem installed
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And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of
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Internet porn

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(Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes
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(Internet porn) dominatrix queens
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(Internet porn) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
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(Internet porn) gross anatomy
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(Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee
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(Internet porn) when you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?

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After my girlfriend goes to sleep
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Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
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So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3:00 or 4:00
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You'll always find me in that same tableau
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Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow
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And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of Internet porn

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(Internet porn) barely legal teens
(Internet porn) naughty figurines
(Internet porn) geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men
(Internet porn) erotic Asian art
(Internet porn) guys with extra parts
(Internet porn) I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again

(Internet porn) melon-love.com
(Internet porn) there's my neighbor's mom
(Internet porn) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs
(Internet porn) Maison l'Esclavage
(Internet porn) un, deux, trois menage
(Internet porn) every kind of smut from every corner of the Earth

Notes:
Not too sure about the key, but here goes. It's really simple, just a cadence, if that's the word.