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Internet Porn by Da Vincis Notebook

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Internet Porn by Da Vinci's Notebook

Chord diagramD#mD#m Chord diagramFF

Chord diagramA#mA#m     Chord diagramD#mD#m     Chord diagramFF
Chord diagramA#mA#m     Chord diagramD#mD#m     Chord diagramFF

             Chord diagramA#mA#m
Back in the not-too-distant past
              Chord diagramD#mD#m
When I would need a quick repast
      Chord diagramFF                        Chord diagramA#mA#m
Or a temporary break from my agenda

Off to the bedroom I would head
               Chord diagramD#mD#m
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
             Chord diagramFF                              Chord diagramA#mA#m
And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda

      Chord diagramD#mD#m
My alternatives were slim
                     Chord diagramA#mA#m
If I tried to find another source for sin
                               Chord diagramFF
I'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local
 Chord diagramA#mA#m
video store
                    Chord diagramD#mD#m
But last month I finally made the call
                   Chord diagramA#mA#m
I got a brand new cable modem installed
                       Chord diagramFF
And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of
 Chord diagramA#mA#m
Internet porn

           Chord diagramD#mD#m
(Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes
           Chord diagramA#mA#m
(Internet porn) dominatrix queens
           Chord diagramFF
(Internet porn) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
           Chord diagramD#mD#m
(Internet porn) gross anatomy
           Chord diagramA#mA#m
(Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee
           Chord diagramFF                                               Chord diagramA#mA#m
(Internet porn) when you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?

Interlude:      Chord diagramA#mA#m     Chord diagramD#mD#m     Chord diagramFF

          Chord diagramD#mD#m
After my girlfriend goes to sleep
                           Chord diagramA#mA#m
Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
                          Chord diagramFF                         Chord diagramA#mA#m
So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3:00 or 4:00
                      Chord diagramD#mD#m
You'll always find me in that same tableau
                   Chord diagramA#mA#m
Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow
                       Chord diagramFF                            Chord diagramA#mA#m
And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of Internet porn

Chord diagramD#mD#m     Chord diagramA#mA#m     Chord diagramFF       Chord diagramA#mA#m
(Internet porn) barely legal teens
(Internet porn) naughty figurines
(Internet porn) geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men
(Internet porn) erotic Asian art
(Internet porn) guys with extra parts
(Internet porn) I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again

(Internet porn) melon-love.com
(Internet porn) there's my neighbor's mom
(Internet porn) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs
(Internet porn) Maison l'Esclavage
(Internet porn) un, deux, trois menage
(Internet porn) every kind of smut from every corner of the Earth

Notes:
Not too sure about the key, but here goes. It's really simple, just a cadence, if that's the word.

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