Tuning: Standard tuning INTRO: B Abm B Abm VERSE: B Abm (This is my sad Christmas song) B Abm I’ve had it stuck in my head all day long C#m Abm I wrote it on the car on my ride home C#m E ’Cause I knew I’d walk in the door and I’d be alone
B Abm Why’d I even put up that f*cking tree? B Abm If there’s no one here that’s gonna see C#m Abm Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve C#m E ’Cause there’s no one here next to me CHORUS: E (This is my sad Christmas song) E Ebm So I light another bong C#m I turn on the radio C#m E I binge watch our favorite shows E B This year feels kinda lame B Ebm But the last one was the same Ebm C#m But the holiday spirit they say E Is taking off on a plane E B This is my sad Christmas song B Abm B Abm Fa lalalala VERSE: B Abm I always thought that Santa was kinda cute B Abm There’s something about his beard, big belly and boots C#m Abm I left Santa more than cookies this year C#m E I thought he might appreciate a few beers B Abm That’s why I’m always on the naughty list B Abm He said cause when I get drunk, I’m always showing my tits C#m Abm He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near C#m E I had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain’t here" CHORUS: E This is my sad Christmas song Ebm So I rip another bong C#m I never been good at making plans C#m E Next year, I’m gonna be with my man E B My little sister says I’m the Grinch B Ebm But my mom thinks I’m just a bitch C#m Why did you have to go? E We were under the mistletoe E B Abm This is my sad Christmas song B Abm Fa lalalala... B Abm Fa lalalala... BRIDGE: B Abm Missing you on f*cking Christmas, why did you have to go? B Abm Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so B Abm Missing you on f*cking Christmas, why did you have to go? B Abm Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so OUTRO: B Wishing you a Merry Christmas B (Fa lalalala Abm Fa lalala) B Wishing you a Merry Christmas B (Fa lalalala Abm Fa lalala) B Wishing you a Merry Christmas B (Fa lalalala Abm Fa lalala) B Wishing you a Merry Christmas
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