Tabs
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Customs - Toupee
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Tabbed by:Kristof Reynders
Email:[email protected]
Tuning: 
E MajorE tuning
Lead guitar intro :
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|----/8-8--7-7--5--3-3-3--3-3-2-2-2--2-2-0-0-0------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|----8-8--7-7--5--3-3-3--3-3-2-2-2--2-2-3-3-3-------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|----/8-8--7-7--5--3-3-3--3-3-2-2-2--2-2-0-0-0------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|----8-8--7-7--5--3-3-3--3-3-2-2-2--2-2-3-3-3-------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
rhythm guitar for the intro ,
(these are the chords, you can figure out the rhythm yourself, just listen very closely)
e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
(same chords for the first verse)
'I tried to draw a moustache on the face of Mona Lisa
e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
I like to think she can be improved
e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
I could add another chapter to the old man and the see
e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
you may find that the reader is amused
e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
you should have seen the face of doctor no about my swift arrival
e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I wasn't gonna let him get away
e|---9---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------10------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I'm getting sick and tired of modesty, if you don't mind me saying
e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
It looks like hair but you can tell it's a toupee
e|---9----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
BB|---8----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
G+G|---9----------------------------------9------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
E MajorE|--------------------------------------8------------------------------------|
repeat the intro 1/2
For a while i ruled the nation, with my very own law & order
e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
i saved us all from...
e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
and i absolutely need to find a way to live forever
e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
and become the world's biggest clichééé
e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
you should have seen the face of doctor no about my swift arrival
e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I wasn't gonna let him get away
e|---9---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------10------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I'm getting sick and tired of modesty, if you don't mind me saying
e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
It looks like hair but you can tell it's a toupee
e|---9----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
BB|---8----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
G+G|---9----------------------------------9------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
E MajorE|--------------------------------------8------------------------------------|
lead
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|---16--14--13--12--------14--12--11--9-------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---14--12--11--10--------12--10---9--7-------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|---16--14--13--12--------14--12--11--9-------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---14--12--11--10--------12--10---9--7-------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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e|-----2-------2-------2------2----------------------------------------------|
BB|-----3-------3-------3------3----------------------------------------------|
G+G|-----4-------4-------4------4----------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|-----4-------4-------4------4----------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2--2-----0---------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|-------------------4------3------------------------------------------------|
e|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
BB|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
G+G|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|-----2------2------2------2---------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---0----------------------2--------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|----------3------2-----0-------------------------------------------------------|
e|-----2-------2-------2------2----------------------------------------------|
BB|-----3-------3-------3------3----------------------------------------------|
G+G|-----4-------4-------4------4----------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|-----4-------4-------4------4----------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|--2--2-----0---------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|-------------------4------3------------------------------------------------|
e|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
BB|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
G+G|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|-----2------2------2------2---------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---0----------------------2--------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|----------3------2-----0-------------------------------------------------------|
you should have seen the face of doctor no about my swift arrival
e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I wasn't gonna let him get away
e|---9---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------10------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I'm getting sick and tired of modesty, if you don't mind me saying
e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
BB|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G+G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
It looks like hair but you can tell it's a toupee
e|---9----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
BB|---8----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
G+G|---9----------------------------------9------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---9----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---7----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
E MajorE|--------------------------------------8------------------------------------|
repeat the intro full !
and strumm the 
Bb majorBb chord a few times, fade out the volume..
entertain the crowd.. Light a cigarette, pop a bottle of beer. sit down in your favorite couch
... and make wild love to your partner...
thats how you play 'TOUPEE' by the best Belgian EVER !
these tabs provided for you by Kristof reynders
Email [email protected]
Email me if questions.
ENJOY !
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| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| b Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
