Chords with lyrics
CAPO 8
The whole song is in 4 chords, DmDm A minorAm FF E, with slight variations in rhythm and tone.
INTRO:
DmDm A minorAm
Let me tell you the story 'bout the ninja and the dead
FF E MajorE
They started out fighting but ended up as friends instead
DmDm
The ninja was a killer
A minorAm
And the zombie was a beast
FF
They shared some happy pillas
E MajorE
And now they're both very pleased
VERSE 1:
DmDm A minorAm
'Cuz I am a zombie in the zombietown
FF E MajorE
I smoke on the weed while I show you around
DmDm A minorAm
And I am a Ninja I can kick your ass
FF E MajorE
Kung-foo fighting, but let's smoke some grass
DmDm A minorAm
Zombies and Ninjas don't all get along
FF E MajorE
but with different opinions we drink to this song
E MajorE
So take a hit from the bong
VERSE 2
DmDm
'Cuz Im the walking dead
A minorAm
I ain't got no head
FF
I'm on diabet
E MajorE
And I happen fetz
DmDm
Yes today you're my slave,
A minorAm
You're my bitch you should be
FF
Suck'n my tits while I shit
E MajorE
Cuz I ain't got no fucking limit
DmDm
Got my ninja skills
A minorAm
Got my ninja moves
FF
Do this one lap to the line
E MajorE
When I do the moves
DmDm
Yeah pick and choose
A minorAm
And you're right you will loose
FF
Zombie I can't even-
E MajorE
Fuck this I can do the goose
DmDm
But I'm the motherfucking walking dead
A minorAm
With my eyes blood shot in red
FF
I got bruises all over my head
E MajorE
I can feel the people getting
DmDm
The infection that I'm spreading
A minorAm
Is dangerous as shit
FF
And you can run but you can't hide 'cuz I ain't
E MajorE
Never gonna quit it
DmDm
I am better at it than you
A minorAm
'I rob a jizzborn attack
FF
Once I'm through with you
E MajorE
You ain't never coming back
DmDm
And I have not forgotten
A minorAm
That you're fucking rotten
FF
Like you're inside-out
E MajorE
Shut that stinking mouth
PRE-CHORUS 1:
DmDm
I got my ninja blade
A minorAm
I can kill from voice
FF
But you ain't gettin' laid
E MajorE
'Cuz I'm going to a bar
CHORUS:
DmDm
Without you
A minorAm
But I'm going too
FF
Let's go together
E MajorE
And be happy forever
DmDm
And we'll come in peace
A minorAm
And we'll piss on your car (cum?)
FF
Together we run
E MajorE
To the forest of fun
DmDm
So take a hit from the bong (take a hit from the bong)
A minorAm
Sing along with this song (sing along with this song)
FF
We'll go together
E MajorE
And be happy forever
INTERLUDE:
DmDm A minorAm
So the zombie realized that the ninjas kinda nice
FF E MajorE
He looked deep into his eyes and he saw the super size
DmDm A minorAm
of his massive penis pie then they both realized
FF E MajorE
They've been living in a lie, why oh why
PRE-CHORUS 2:
DmDm A minorAm
'Cuz I am a ninja in the zombie town
FF E MajorE
Smoke all the weed but I'm still feeling down
DmDm A minorAm
Well I am a zombie, I can be your friend
FF E MajorE
BFF's forever, this will never end
BRIDGE:
DmDm A minorAm
The zombie and the ninja they were pregnant with a boy
FF E MajorE
he came up pretty ugly so they used him as a toy
DmDm A minorAm
Now the baby looks like he's been put inside a missile
FF E MajorE
Well thank you very much I appreciate it mister
DmDm A minorAm
That was not a compliment but if you like it I've got more
FF E MajorE E MajorE
You fucking fleshy bitch oh tonight you're gonna score
CHORUS:
DmDm
'Cuz I love you
A minorAm
And I love you too
FF
Let's go together
E MajorE
And be happy forever
DmDm
We come in peace
A minorAm
And we'll piss on your car (cum?)
FF
Together we run
E MajorE
To the forest of fun
DmDm
So take a hit from the bong (take a hit from the bong)
A minorAm
Sing along with this song (sing along with this song)
FF
We'll go together
E MajorE
And be happy forever
OUTRO:
DmDm A minorAm
So this was the story of the ninja and the dead
FF E MajorE
they started out fighting but ended up as friends instead
DmDm
The ninja was a killer
A minorAm
And the zombie was a beast
FF
They shared some happy pillas
E MajorE A minorAm