Chords with lyrics
Intro
D MajorD
Fore!
Verse One
D MajorD C majorC
Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle
A augmentedA AbAb A augmentedA D MajorD
Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it
FF GbGb G+G
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
D MajorD C majorC
But it went straight down the middle like they say
Verse Two
D MajorD C majorC
Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway
A augmentedA AbAb A augmentedA D MajorD
Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine
FF GbGb G+G
My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK
D MajorD C majorC
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way
Verse Three
FF AbAb
The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener
D MajorD AbAb
And I was never keener to play
D MajorD C majorC
I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle
A augmentedA AbAb A augmentedA D MajorD
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room
FF GbGb G+G
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
D MajorD C majorC
That it went straight down the middle today
Short break
D MajorD C majorC
Verse Four
A augmentedA AbAb A augmentedA D MajorD
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room
FF GbGb G+G
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
D MajorD AbAb A augmentedA
That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle
D MajorD C majorC C majorC G+G C majorC
But it went straight down the middle far awsy