Chords with lyrics
Difficulty: Novice
(slowly)
B minorBm C majorC B minorBm C majorC
So many douchebags in the world
B minorBm C majorC B minorBm
So many douchebags get the girls
B7B7 E minorEm A7A7
who deserve more than absolutely anything
E minorEm A7A7
than you and I or anyone could bring
C majorC B minorBm
They need a prince in armor who could sing
C majorC B minorBm (let ring
Their love to them
(speed up tempo)
B minorBm C majorC B minorBm C majorC
So many assholes in this place
B minorBm C majorC B minorBm
So many assholes in my face!
B7B7 E minorEm
Why don't they leave me alone
A7A7
to love princesses and queens?
E minorEm A7A7
They wouldn't ever be in between
C majorC B minorBm C majorC B minorBm
I'd treat them nice and I'd never be mean to them
B minorBm
Yeah yeah yeah
(pick the bass note before each chord)
E minorEm C majorC G+G D/F#D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
E minorEm C majorC G+G D/F#D/F#
A augmentedA no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener
E minorEm C majorC G+G
He'll never ever go see you at the theatre
D/F#D/F# C majorC D/F#D/F# C majorC D/F#D/F# C majorC
And he'll never know the lengths that I'd go just to see your show
B minorBm C majorC
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
B minorBm C majorC
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da
B minorBm C majorC
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da
B minorBm C majorC
Ba da ba ba ba ba ba
B minorBm C majorC B minorBm C majorC
So many bastards here
B minorBm C majorC B minorBm
Why can't these bastards disappear?
B7B7 E minorEm
We'll blast them off to outer space
A7A7
We'll never see them again
E minorEm A7A7
I'd launch them all to Venus and then
C majorC B minorBm C majorC B minorBm
I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore
B minorBm
Yeah yeah yeah
E minorEm C majorC G+G D/F#D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
E minorEm C majorC G+G D/F#D/F#
Who'll jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
E minorEm C majorC G+G
Right before I'd just try to get near her
D/F#D/F# C majorC D/F#D/F# C majorC D/F#D/F# C majorC
And he'll never know the steam that I'd blow when I'd see her go
B minorBm
(hard strum on the chord changes)
C majorC B minorBm
So why do these guys even exist?
C majorC B minorBm
And how come the girls just can't resist?
C majorC B minorBm
Don't they know it just makes me pissed?
C majorC B minorBm
Hey that's me, was born that way
C majorC B minorBm
And c'est la vie, what more to say?
C majorC B minorBm
I could complain but what's the use?
C majorC B minorBm
Something I ain't, the simple truth but
(one strum each)
E minorEm C majorC G+G D/F#D/F#
There will always be guys like Petey
E minorEm C majorC G+G D/F#D/F#
To make my life just a little bit more shitty
E minorEm C majorC G+G
He'll always be the block to every titty
D/F#D/F# C majorC
that I'll ever love
D/F#D/F# C majorC
And it's been kinda rough
D/F#D/F# C majorC
So Pete, I've had enough
D/F#D/F# C majorC
Pete, I've had enough