The Math Of Love Triangles chords by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
C7

A#m              A#m7            Cm7           F7
What's a girl to do   when she's stuck between men
A#m                  A#m7          F#7     F7
It's like she's a Barbie  with two perfect Kens
         D#m7   F7      G#7       C#
But wait,     it just occurred to me
C#maj7 Cm7                              F7
       Maybe I can solve this with geometry

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(Spoken)
Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle
                            C7              F   A#  F
So professors: teach me the math of love triangles
C    F             A#   F     C
Yay, time for book facts!


Verse 1:
  F        C    A#  C
A triangle is a polygon
           F     A5        A#   C
With three edges and three vertices
         F              A5      A#          B5
Take the base times the height, cut that in half
            C#   C      F
To find the area of the surfaces


Interlude:
N.C.
Uh-huh, I wasn't really listening, but I can see
                              C#7      C7
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!

A5 B5 A#5 A5


Verse 2:
    F       A5      C5     A# F     A5      C5    A#
The math of love triangles    isn't hard to learn
           F         A5         C5     A#
You're not taking in what we're saying
               C7     F7      B5 A#5 A5
We're a little bit concerned
         F       A#      C     A#
Yes, the math of love triangles
      F      D#7  A7  D7
Is as simple as   can be
                     G7              G7
Whichever Tom or Dick   I might pick
    C#                             C7  F
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!
C#                          C7   F
Actually a triangle has multiple centers


Bridge:
     Fm         G#       G7      F#
This triangle's scalene, that's astute
     Fm        G#         G7          F#
So I need to decide which man's more acute
       Fm          G#            G7           F#
Here's Pythagoras' Theorem, will this help me choose?
   F7                          C      C7
If not I'll be swinging from a hypote-noose
Fm           G#                G7     F#
Let's take a look at what this line bisects
     Fm         G#  G7  F#
Is that spelled B-I-S-E-X?
Fm             G#              G7    F#
Those are good puns but please pay attention
   Fm                   C#       C7
Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension?
C7
Whee, a swing! It's literal suspension!


Verse 3:
    F       A#      C     A#  F     A#      C     A#
The math of love triangles,   isn't hard to learn
      F        A5    C5  A#
We're starting to suspect
             C#                        C7   F
You don't sincerely want to know about triangles
         F       A#      C     A#
Yes, the math of love triangles
      F      D#7      A7  D7
Is as simple as   can be
                             G7               G7
I need to choose between men,   but until then
    C#                             C   F    F7
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!


Interlude:
   D#        A#7    F
Is this a triangle? No, that's a shoe
   D#        A#7    F
Is this a triangle? No, that's you
   D#        A#7   F     G7
So I'm a triangle? What? No!
G7                    C7               D7
One, two, three, six, eight, three, go!


Break:
G D G                                     D
      You don't seem to know how to count
                 G        G7        C     C#5  D5
We are sincerely worried about you. Catch me!
D#            D7         G
   You're ruining the number!


Bridge:
C            Cdim   G             G/E
This angle's right. Which angle's right?
        C            Cdim        G             G/E
No, not right like correct. Ooh, are you erect?
    A7                 D7
No, 90 degrees. That's really erect!


Verse 4:
    G       D5      Dsus4 Dsus2    G     D5    Dsus4 Dsus2
The math of love triangles,     is super duper fun
     G         B5       C       C#5
We're tired of all your tangents
       D#     D        G
That's also a triangle pun
     G          D5          G        C      G     D5      G    C
Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math!   You all deserve a kiss
G     B5        C   C#5        D#      D      G    A#5 A5 G#5
Lady, we're all gay,    we get nothing out of this
G       D5       G     C    G        G/F# F7  E7
Neither man will notice  my learning disa-bility
           A7
'Cause the center of the triangle
       D7   D7                G G/F E5 D#5 D5
Is lil'  old  sexy little baby me!
G7    G
  Ah!