Let's Have Intercourse chords by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

Intro:
C Am7 F C (2x)

Verse:
C         Am7      F                 C
Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you
C                Am7         F                  G
I don't know what happened, maybe you lost some weight
Am7       F                        C           G
For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list
                C       Am7
Let's get this over with
        F               G
So I can focus on other tasks

Chorus:
C                       Am7
Let's have intercourse
         F                 G
Just pretend I'm seducing you
                             C          Am7
Come on, let's quickly have intercourse
         F     G          C     Am7
So I can move on with my life
F         G
My busy life

Verse:
C       Am7          F                 C      G
You and I are both highly intelligent people
C         Am7         F                G
Although I'm in much better physical shape
Am7      F                          C                G
Once we do it, it'll be like well, that's what that was like
C                       Am7      F               G
And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me

Chorus:
                        C            Am7
But right now let's have intercourse
       F                   G
I mean, obviously you want to, too
                       C            Am7
Just super quickly have intercourse
      F              G
You could use the exercise

Bridge:
Am
Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not
F
My body wants things that make my mind go "Uh, body, what?"
C
We're animals, it's unfortunate
G
So come on, let's contortion it
Am
I won't be back to normal till I see
           G
What your nipples look like

Chorus:
                                  C      Am7
They're probably straightforward nipples
F                 G
I won't know for sure
           N.C.
Until we stop wasting time talking 'bout it and we super quickly it'll only take a second
        C        Am7
Have intercourse
             F                      G
Good thing I happen to have an old condom
       C