I Gave You A Uti chords by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Intermediate

Verse:
N.C.
What's that burning feeling
every time you pee?
Well that's how it goes
after you have so
      E
much awesome sex with me

Chorus:
       A D A       D
I gave you a UTI
A            E  A/E E    A  D A
Yeah I gave you      a UTI
D

My sweet love injection
         A
caused a urinary tract infection!
     E
I'm just that good
Bm            A    E/G#  F#
I didn't even try, try, try

Bm
I gave you
E
a UTI!

Spoken part:
N.C.
Rebecca:
Okay, so it's not really a comment
on the quality of the sex as much as
a lot of sex has been happening and
there's just a very natural transfer
of bacteria

Greg:
Don't ruin this for me!

Verse 2:
A
That bladder inflammation
is my little gift to you!
E
Yeah sometimes chicks need
medication after what
I've put them through!
N.C.
Come on, sing with me!
Rebecca:
No, I'm not going to do that.

Chorus:
(Greg)
A    D  A
I gave you
  D A
a UTI!
(Greg)
      E A/E E
Yeah I gave you
I gave you:
A D A
.. a UTI!

Bridge:
D
I'm so good at sex
A
your maiden ship got wrecked!
E
My penis is the reason
         A   E/G# F#
you may die, die, die!
Bm         E   A  D  A
I gave you a UTI!

D
One night with me is pure ecstasy
         A
cause I know just what you like!
    B
But you should know for a week or so
             E
you won't be able to ride a bike!

Spoken part:
N.C.
I'm sorry if you have to cancel that
Spin class. I'll pay the cancellation fee
because I know a lot of times you have
to book the specific bike in advance.
Anyway

Chorus:
        B E B
I gave you
I gave you
        E B
   a UTI!
A UTI!

F#
Not a STD!'
B/C#
No STD's!
B
Just to clarify!

E B

       E
If it hurts to take a leak
                  B
well that's just part of my technique!
       F#
What has two thumbs
              B
and gave you UTI?
F#/A#    G#
This guy!

C#m
I gave you
F#
A UT
C#
I gave you..
F#
A UT
C#m
I gave you
E         B
a U   T   I!!!