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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) REBECCA: C It's come to this Am Like I knew it would Dm Since I'm now G Single for good C I know just what Am I gotta do Dm G I gotta go get myself C A fuckton of cats!
HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA:
E
A fuckton of cats!
REBECCA:
F
A fuckton of cats!
HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA:
C
Way too many cats!
REBECCA:
C G
When you're a permanent bachelorette
Dm G
It's mandatory that you go out and get
C
A fuckton of cats!
Am Dm G
Oh yeah!
C Am
I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store
Dm G
The smell is overwhelming inside
C Am
This is the future smell of my house
Dm G
It's the smell of my dreams that have died
CAT STORE EMPLOYEE:
And cats!
REBECCA:
C Am
I walk up to the cat shelf
Dm G
Where the cats are labeled big and small
C Am
The sales lady asks, "Is there one you like?"
Dm G
And I state, "I'll take them all!"
C
I want a fuckton of cats!
CATS:
E
Meow! A fuckton of cats!
REBECCA:
F
Gimme a fuckton of cats!
CATS:
C
Meow! A fuckton of cats! Meow!
REBECCA:
Gm
The sales lady's pumped
Fm
She's closing early
Gm Fm
And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment
Dm G C
Filled with her own fuckton of cats!
CATS:
E
Meow, meow, meow
REBECCA:
F
That she got at a discount
CATS:
C
Meow, meow, meow
REBECCA:
C
'Cause she works at the cat store
CATS:
E
Meow, meow, meow
F
Meow, meow, meow
C
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Am E
Why have cats, over time, become
Am E
Synonymous with loneliness?
Am E
We gotta work on our collective image
Am E
We need a new publicist
Dm G
The ironic part is we're not that friendly
Dm G
If you're lonely, we might make it worse
Dm G
Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day
Dm G
Have you considered getting a dog?
REBECCA:
C
Nope! I want a fuckton of you guys!
CATS:
E
Okay, we warned you
REBECCA:
F
A fuckton of cats!
CATS:
C
We're gonna ruin your couch
REBECCA:
C E
There's a lot of evidence that
F G
Organisms in cat poop make you crazy
CATS:
C E F G
Yes, we saw that article in the Atlantic
C E
And then we peed on the Atlantic
REBECCA:
F C
But I still want a fuckton of cats!
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