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California Christmastime by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

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REBECCA:
              B         D#       G#m
Well, you can take your snow and shove it
            E         B      F#
This is our Christmas and we love it
       B          D#                E
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese
           B                   F#
That's the way that California does it

JOSH CHAN:
         B     D#    G#m
Even our Santa has a suntan
     E       B          F#
He's also an unemployed stuntman

REBECCA:
      B     D#
Is he even awake?

SANTA:
          E
Yeah, I'm just really baked

JOSH:
   B                      F#
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!

REBECCA & JOSH:
E          F#
California Christmastime
     B             G#
It's just a Golden State of mind
E                    F#               D#m    G#
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!

REBECCA, spoken:
N.C.
Put on some pants, Chet!

REBECCA & JOSH:
    E                    F#
And what would Christmas be without
             B                         G#
Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought

JOSH:
    E                F#             D#m
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight!

REBECCA:
      G#
Super tight!

       C#m
'Cause this is California
    F#              B
And we do Christmas right!JOSH, spoken:

Mmm, so good!BACK-UP SINGERS:
                    E Em
California ChristmastimeDARRYL:
       B       D#     G#m
Don we now our surf apparel
                E           B         F#
And we have our own kind of Christmas carol

PAULA:
          B           D#
It's this chick named Carol
         E
She does henna tattoos

Darryl:
        B
Carol's fifty, but no judgement
            F#
She's still finding herself

REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken:
N.C.
We're all finding ourselves!

GREG:
            C#    F    A#m
Okay, there is no easy answer

HEATHER:
        F#         C#      G#
For our high rates of skin cancer

CAROL:
   C#            F
It took my dad's life

SANTA:
       F#
And it killed my wife

GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA:
C#              G#
      Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!

ALL:
F#         G#
California Christmastime
   C#                     A#
We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime
    F#            G#               Fm    A#
And all our local reggae bands are white
    F#                       G#
The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn
       C#                      A#
'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn

REBECCA:
     F#
They may have gonorrhea
       G#                  Fm
But at least it's not frostbite!

ALL:
              A#
It's not frostbite!
       D#m
'Cause this is California
    G#              C#
And we do Christmas right!

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REBECCA:
                    F#
California Christmastime
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