Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) ♫ Intro: F5 Time for you to shut up! C5 Time for you to sit down! N.C. Paula's tired of being your sidekick, your henchman C7 C N.C. Your eager— Little— Clown! ♫ Interlude: F Bb/F F Bb/F F Bb/F F Bb/F
♫ Chorus: F Bb/F F Bb/F After everything I've done for you— F Bb/F F Bb/F That I didn't ask for F Bb/F F Bb/F F5 G5 G#5 A5 Do you have any idea the work you're undoing? Bb Eb/Bb Bb Eb/Bb After everything I've done for you Bb Eb/Bb Bb Eb/Bb "That you didn't ask for" G7 C7 F Bb/F F Bb/F Let's just say Greg isn't the only one you're screwing! ♫ Verse 1: F Bb/F F F7 Wanna know all the things I've done for you? Bb7 C7 I broke into Josh's old high school and made copies of all his grades F7 C7 I bumped into Lourdes at Starbucks and suggested you be a bridesmaid Bb7 C7 I blackmailed Valencia's boss so now I control when she teaches G5 A5 Bb5 B5 C7 That's right! I make yoga class schedules! C7 C# There's no limit to where my reach is! ♫ Chorus: F# B/F# F# B/F# F# B/F# F# B/F# After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for F# B/F# F# B/F# F#5 G#5 A5 Bb5 God! Will your lies never end? B B/G B B/G B B/G B B/G After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for G#5 Bb5 B5 C5 C#5 The least you can do is be honest with your mother— F# I mean, friend ♫ Bridge: N.C. What's that look on your face? C You're horrified, you think I'm a monster D# For doing your dirty work G7 You think love is stainless and pure? G But beneath all the fantasy C C#5 C There's filth and there's gore ♫ Bridge: F5 So now it's time for me to walk out! C#5 Time for me to say no! D5 Paula's tired of working for no thanks at all C7 C C7 Paula's gonna go! ♫ Outro: Bb7 Bb7/B F7/C D7 You're nothing without me and my creativity! Bb7 Bb7/B F7/C D7 I created you, you lived in my womb—I mean, figuratively Bb7 Bb7/B After everything I've done for you F7/C D7 I don't, I don't, I don't know why G7 C7 So now I'm gonna say... F5 D#5 D5 C#5 C# A5 C5 F Goodbye!
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