Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Intro:
C7C7
A#mA#m A#m7A#m7 Cm7Cm7 F7F7
What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men
A#mA#m A#m7A#m7 F#7F#7 F7F7
It's like she's a Barbie with two perfect Kens
D#m7D#m7 F7F7 G#7G#7 C#C#
But wait, it just occurred to me
C#Maj7C#maj7 Cm7Cm7 F7F7
Maybe I can solve this with geometry
e|---13-|
BB|-9----|
G+G|------|x7
D MajorD|------|
A augmentedA|------|
E MajorE|------|
(Spoken)
Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle
C7C7 FF A#A# FF
So professors: teach me the math of love triangles
C majorC FF A#A# FF C majorC
Yay, time for book facts!
Verse 1:
FF C majorC A#A# C majorC
A augmentedA triangle is a polygon
FF A5A5 A#A# C majorC
With three edges and three vertices
FF A5A5 A#A# B5B5
Take the base times the height, cut that in half
C#C# C majorC FF
To find the area of the surfaces
Interlude:
N.C.
Uh-huh, I wasn't really listening, but I can see
C#7C#7 C7C7
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!
A5A5 B5B5 A#5A#5 A5A5
Verse 2:
FF A5A5 C5C5 A#A# FF A5A5 C5C5 A#A#
The math of love triangles isn't hard to learn
FF A5A5 C5C5 A#A#
You're not taking in what we're saying
C7C7 F7F7 B5B5 A#5A#5 A5A5
We're a little bit concerned
FF A#A# C majorC A#A#
Yes, the math of love triangles
FF D#7D#7 A7A7 D7D7
Is as simple as can be
G7G7 G7G7
Whichever Tom or Dick I might pick
C#C# C7C7 FF
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!
C#C# C7C7 FF
Actually a triangle has multiple centers
Bridge:
F minorFm G#G# G7G7 F#F#
This triangle's scalene, that's astute
F minorFm G#G# G7G7 F#F#
So I need to decide which man's more acute
F minorFm G#G# G7G7 F#F#
Here's Pythagoras' Theorem, will this help me choose?
F7F7 C majorC C7C7
If not I'll be swinging from a hypote-noose
F minorFm G#G# G7G7 F#F#
Let's take a look at what this line bisects
F minorFm G#G# G7G7 F#F#
Is that spelled B-I-S-E-X?
F minorFm G#G# G7G7 F#F#
Those are good puns but please pay attention
F minorFm C#C# C7C7
Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension?
C7C7
Whee, a swing! It's literal suspension!
Verse 3:
FF A#A# C majorC A#A# FF A#A# C majorC A#A#
The math of love triangles, isn't hard to learn
FF A5A5 C5C5 A#A#
We're starting to suspect
C#C# C7C7 FF
You don't sincerely want to know about triangles
FF A#A# C majorC A#A#
Yes, the math of love triangles
FF D#7D#7 A7A7 D7D7
Is as simple as can be
G7G7 G7G7
I need to choose between men, but until then
C#C# C majorC FF F7F7
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!
Interlude:
D#D# F#7A#7 FF
Is this a triangle? No, that's a shoe
D#D# F#7A#7 FF
Is this a triangle? No, that's you
D#D# F#7A#7 FF G7G7
So I'm a triangle? What? No!
G7G7 C7C7 D7D7
One, two, three, six, eight, three, go!
Break:
G+G D MajorD G+G D MajorD
You don't seem to know how to count
G+G G7G7 C majorC C#5C#5 D5D5
We are sincerely worried about you. Catch me!
D#D# D7D7 G+G
You're ruining the number!
Bridge:
C majorC CdimCdim G+G G/EG/E
This angle's right. Which angle's right?
C majorC CdimCdim G+G G/EG/E
No, not right like correct. Ooh, are you erect?
A7A7 D7D7
No, 90 degrees. That's really erect!
Verse 4:
G+G D5D5 Dsus4Dsus4 Dsus2Dsus2 G+G D5D5 Dsus4Dsus4 Dsus2Dsus2
The math of love triangles, is super duper fun
G+G B5B5 C majorC C#5C#5
We're tired of all your tangents
D#D# D MajorD G+G
That's also a triangle pun
G+G D5D5 G+G C majorC G+G D5D5 G+G C majorC
Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math! You all deserve a kiss
G+G B5B5 C majorC C#5C#5 D#D# D MajorD G+G A#5A#5 A5A5 G#5G#5
Lady, we're all gay, we get nothing out of this
G+G D5D5 G+G C majorC G+G G/F# F7F7 E7E7
Neither man will notice my learning disa-bility
A7A7
'Cause the center of the triangle
D7D7 D7D7 G+G G/F E5E5 D#5D#5 D5D5
Is lil' old sexy little baby me!
G7G7 G+G
Ah!