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The Math Of Love Triangles chords by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
Chord diagramC7C7

Chord diagramA#mA#m              Chord diagramA#m7A#m7            Chord diagramCm7Cm7           Chord diagramF7F7
What's a girl to do   when she's stuck between men
Chord diagramA#mA#m                  Chord diagramA#m7A#m7          Chord diagramF#7F#7     Chord diagramF7F7
It's like she's a Barbie  with two perfect Kens
         Chord diagramD#m7D#m7   Chord diagramF7F7      Chord diagramG#7G#7       Chord diagramC#C#
But wait,     it just occurred to me
Chord diagramC#Maj7C#maj7 Chord diagramCm7Cm7                              Chord diagramF7F7
       Maybe I can solve this with geometry

e|---13-|
Chord diagramBB|-9----|
Chord diagramG+G|------|x7
Chord diagramD MajorD|------|
Chord diagramA augmentedA|------|
Chord diagramE MajorE|------|

(Spoken)
Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle
                            Chord diagramC7C7              Chord diagramFF   Chord diagramA#A#  Chord diagramFF
So professors: teach me the math of love triangles
Chord diagramC majorC    Chord diagramFF             Chord diagramA#A#   Chord diagramFF     Chord diagramC majorC
Yay, time for book facts!
Verse 1:
  Chord diagramFF        Chord diagramC majorC    Chord diagramA#A#  Chord diagramC majorC
Chord diagramA augmentedA triangle is a polygon
           Chord diagramFF     Chord diagramA5A5        Chord diagramA#A#   Chord diagramC majorC
With three edges and three vertices
         Chord diagramFF              Chord diagramA5A5      Chord diagramA#A#          Chord diagramB5B5
Take the base times the height, cut that in half
            Chord diagramC#C#   Chord diagramC majorC      Chord diagramFF
To find the area of the surfaces


Interlude:
N.C.
Uh-huh, I wasn't really listening, but I can see
                              Chord diagramC#7C#7      Chord diagramC7C7
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!

Chord diagramA5A5 Chord diagramB5B5 Chord diagramA#5A#5 Chord diagramA5A5


Verse 2:
    Chord diagramFF       Chord diagramA5A5      Chord diagramC5C5     Chord diagramA#A# Chord diagramFF     Chord diagramA5A5      Chord diagramC5C5    Chord diagramA#A#
The math of love triangles    isn't hard to learn
           Chord diagramFF         Chord diagramA5A5         Chord diagramC5C5     Chord diagramA#A#
You're not taking in what we're saying
               Chord diagramC7C7     Chord diagramF7F7      Chord diagramB5B5 Chord diagramA#5A#5 Chord diagramA5A5
We're a little bit concerned
         Chord diagramFF       Chord diagramA#A#      Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramA#A#
Yes, the math of love triangles
      Chord diagramFF      Chord diagramD#7D#7  Chord diagramA7A7  Chord diagramD7D7
Is as simple as   can be
                     Chord diagramG7G7              Chord diagramG7G7
Whichever Tom or Dick   I might pick
    Chord diagramC#C#                             Chord diagramC7C7  Chord diagramFF
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!
Chord diagramC#C#                          Chord diagramC7C7   Chord diagramFF
Actually a triangle has multiple centers
Bridge:
     Chord diagramF minorFm         Chord diagramG#G#       Chord diagramG7G7      Chord diagramF#F#
This triangle's scalene, that's astute
     Chord diagramF minorFm        Chord diagramG#G#         Chord diagramG7G7          Chord diagramF#F#
So I need to decide which man's more acute
       Chord diagramF minorFm          Chord diagramG#G#            Chord diagramG7G7           Chord diagramF#F#
Here's Pythagoras' Theorem, will this help me choose?
   Chord diagramF7F7                          Chord diagramC majorC      Chord diagramC7C7
If not I'll be swinging from a hypote-noose
Chord diagramF minorFm           Chord diagramG#G#                Chord diagramG7G7     Chord diagramF#F#
Let's take a look at what this line bisects
     Chord diagramF minorFm         Chord diagramG#G#  Chord diagramG7G7  Chord diagramF#F#
Is that spelled B-I-S-E-X?
Chord diagramF minorFm             Chord diagramG#G#              Chord diagramG7G7    Chord diagramF#F#
Those are good puns but please pay attention
   Chord diagramF minorFm                   Chord diagramC#C#       Chord diagramC7C7
Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension?
Chord diagramC7C7
Whee, a swing! It's literal suspension!


Verse 3:
    Chord diagramFF       Chord diagramA#A#      Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramA#A#  Chord diagramFF     Chord diagramA#A#      Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramA#A#
The math of love triangles,   isn't hard to learn
      Chord diagramFF        Chord diagramA5A5    Chord diagramC5C5  Chord diagramA#A#
We're starting to suspect
             Chord diagramC#C#                        Chord diagramC7C7   Chord diagramFF
You don't sincerely want to know about triangles
         Chord diagramFF       Chord diagramA#A#      Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramA#A#
Yes, the math of love triangles
      Chord diagramFF      Chord diagramD#7D#7      Chord diagramA7A7  Chord diagramD7D7
Is as simple as   can be
                             Chord diagramG7G7               Chord diagramG7G7
I need to choose between men,   but until then
    Chord diagramC#C#                             Chord diagramC majorC   Chord diagramFF    Chord diagramF7F7
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!


Interlude:
   Chord diagramD#D#        Chord diagramF#7A#7    Chord diagramFF
Is this a triangle? No, that's a shoe
   Chord diagramD#D#        Chord diagramF#7A#7    Chord diagramFF
Is this a triangle? No, that's you
   Chord diagramD#D#        Chord diagramF#7A#7   Chord diagramFF     Chord diagramG7G7
So I'm a triangle? What? No!
Chord diagramG7G7                    Chord diagramC7C7               Chord diagramD7D7
One, two, three, six, eight, three, go!


Break:
Chord diagramG+G Chord diagramD MajorD Chord diagramG+G                                     Chord diagramD MajorD
      You don't seem to know how to count
                 Chord diagramG+G        Chord diagramG7G7        Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramC#5C#5  Chord diagramD5D5
We are sincerely worried about you. Catch me!
Chord diagramD#D#            Chord diagramD7D7         Chord diagramG+G
   You're ruining the number!


Bridge:
Chord diagramC majorC            Chord diagramCdimCdim   Chord diagramG+G             Chord diagramG/EG/E
This angle's right. Which angle's right?
        Chord diagramC majorC            Chord diagramCdimCdim        Chord diagramG+G             Chord diagramG/EG/E
No, not right like correct. Ooh, are you erect?
    Chord diagramA7A7                 Chord diagramD7D7
No, 90 degrees. That's really erect!


Verse 4:
    Chord diagramG+G       Chord diagramD5D5      Chord diagramDsus4Dsus4 Chord diagramDsus2Dsus2    Chord diagramG+G     Chord diagramD5D5    Chord diagramDsus4Dsus4 Chord diagramDsus2Dsus2
The math of love triangles,     is super duper fun
     Chord diagramG+G         Chord diagramB5B5       Chord diagramC majorC       Chord diagramC#5C#5
We're tired of all your tangents
       Chord diagramD#D#     Chord diagramD MajorD        Chord diagramG+G
That's also a triangle pun
     Chord diagramG+G          Chord diagramD5D5          Chord diagramG+G        Chord diagramC majorC      Chord diagramG+G     Chord diagramD5D5      Chord diagramG+G    Chord diagramC majorC
Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math!   You all deserve a kiss
Chord diagramG+G     Chord diagramB5B5        Chord diagramC majorC   Chord diagramC#5C#5        Chord diagramD#D#      Chord diagramD MajorD      Chord diagramG+G    Chord diagramA#5A#5 Chord diagramA5A5 Chord diagramG#5G#5
Lady, we're all gay,    we get nothing out of this
Chord diagramG+G       Chord diagramD5D5       Chord diagramG+G     Chord diagramC majorC    Chord diagramG+G        G/F# Chord diagramF7F7  Chord diagramE7E7
Neither man will notice  my learning disa-bility
           Chord diagramA7A7
'Cause the center of the triangle
       Chord diagramD7D7   Chord diagramD7D7                Chord diagramG+G G/F Chord diagramE5E5 Chord diagramD#5D#5 Chord diagramD5D5
Is lil'  old  sexy little baby me!
Chord diagramG7G7    Chord diagramG+G
  Ah!

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