Fuckton Of Cats chords by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

REBECCA:

C
It's come to this
Am
Like I knew it would
Dm
Since I'm now
G
Single for good

  C
I know just what
Am
I gotta do
  Dm               G
I gotta go get myself
             C
A fuckton of cats!

HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA:
             E
A fuckton of cats!


REBECCA:
             F
A fuckton of cats!


HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA:
             C
Way too many cats!


REBECCA:
C                               G
When you're a permanent bachelorette
          Dm                       G
It's mandatory that you go out and get
             C
A fuckton of cats!


Am    Dm      G
   Oh yeah!

  C                        Am
I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store
    Dm                      G
The smell is overwhelming inside
C                  Am
This is the future smell of my house
         Dm                           G
It's the smell of my dreams that have died


CAT STORE EMPLOYEE:

And cats!


REBECCA:
  C              Am
I walk up to the cat shelf
          Dm                       G
Where the cats are labeled big and small
    C                          Am
The sales lady asks, "Is there one you like?"
      Dm                     G
And I state, "I'll take them all!"
                    C
I want a fuckton of cats!


CATS:
                   E
Meow! A fuckton of cats!


REBECCA:
                   F
Gimme a fuckton of cats!


CATS:
                   C
Meow! A fuckton of cats! Meow!


REBECCA:
    Gm
The sales lady's pumped
      Fm
She's closing early
    Gm                      Fm
And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment
Dm              G              C
Filled with her own fuckton of cats!


CATS:
            E
Meow, meow, meow


REBECCA:
                  F
That she got at a discount


CATS:
            C
Meow, meow, meow


REBECCA:
                        C
'Cause she works at the cat store


CATS:
            E
Meow, meow, meow
            F
Meow, meow, meow
                        C
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Am                  E
Why have cats, over time, become
Am                     E
Synonymous with loneliness?
Am                   E
We gotta work on our collective image
Am                 E
We need a new publicist

      Dm                 G
The ironic part is we're not that friendly
          Dm                       G
If you're lonely, we might make it worse
Dm                            G
Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day
              Dm              G
Have you considered getting a dog?


REBECCA:
                           C
Nope! I want a fuckton of you guys!


CATS:
         E
Okay, we warned you


REBECCA:
             F
A fuckton of cats!


CATS:
                      C
We're gonna ruin your couch


REBECCA:
          C               E
There's a lot of evidence that
     F                G
Organisms in cat poop make you crazy


CATS:
C                E                 F         G
Yes, we saw that article in the Atlantic
                        C         E
And then we peed on the Atlantic


REBECCA:
      F                        C
But I still want a fuckton of cats!