Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
FOUR JOSHES:
C majorC G+G DmDm FF G+G
Oh-oh-oh-oh
JOSH:
C majorC G+G
Girl, I know things haven’t always been so easy for you
DmDm A minorAm G+G
Kids were mean, and your daddy walked right out the door too
DmDm C majorC
Maybe we should have a session, address your anxiety and depression
FF G+G
'Cause I got a funny feeling if we do—
FOUR JOSHES:
C majorC G+G
Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye
A minorAm E minorEm
You’re never gonna miss all that stress you’ve been keeping inside
FF
All your psychological problems
C majorC
Girl, we’re gonna solve them
FF
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
C majorC G+G
We’re also a team of licensed mental health professionals
JOSH #3:
D MajorD A augmentedA
We’ll help you understand the reason that your mom made you sad
JOSH #4:
E minorEm
And why every man you date is just
FOUR JOSHES:
B minorBm A augmentedA
A majorA stand-in for your dad
JOSH #1:
E minorEm
You’ll stop revisiting your fears
D MajorD
Once we wipe away your tears
JOSH #2:
G+G A augmentedA
Trust us, girl, your prognosis isn’t bad
FOUR JOSHES:
D MajorD A augmentedA
Baby, you can kiss all your unexplained symptoms goodbye
B minorBm F# minorF#m
You’re never gonna miss all those nightmares in which you tend to die
G+G
We’ll get you through those developmental stages
D MajorD
That you’ve been stuck in for ages
G+G
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
We’re also a team of nationally-recognized mental health professionals
trained in cognitive behavioral therapy with specialities in—
JOSH #1:
A augmentedA
Personality and sleep disorders...
JOSH #2:
D MajorD
And love