A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes chords by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

FOUR JOSHES:
C G  Dm F G
Oh-oh-oh-oh


JOSH:
       C                                    G
Girl, I know things haven’t always been so easy for you
           Dm                              Am            G
Kids were mean, and your daddy walked right out the door too
         Dm                                    C
Maybe we should have a session, address your anxiety and depression
        F                          G
'Cause I got a funny feeling if we do—

FOUR JOSHES:
              C                       G
Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye
                    Am                             Em
You’re never gonna miss all that stress you’ve been keeping inside
           F
All your psychological problems
           C
Girl, we’re gonna solve them
            F
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
            C                                G
We’re also a team of licensed mental health professionals


JOSH #3:
                 D                               A
We’ll help you understand the reason that your mom made you sad


JOSH #4:
         Em
And why every man you date is just


FOUR JOSHES:
         Bm          A
A stand-in for your dad


JOSH #1:
               Em
You’ll stop revisiting your fears
               D
Once we wipe away your tears


JOSH #2:
   G                             A
Trust us, girl, your prognosis isn’t bad


FOUR JOSHES:
              D                         A
Baby, you can kiss all your unexplained symptoms goodbye
                   Bm                                 F#m
You’re never gonna miss all those nightmares in which you tend to die
               G
We’ll get you through those developmental stages
                 D
That you’ve been stuck in for ages
           G
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes

We’re also a team of nationally-recognized mental health professionals
trained in cognitive behavioral therapy with specialities in—


JOSH #1:
A
Personality and sleep disorders...


JOSH #2:
    D
And love