You Wouldn't Know chords by Jonathan Coulton

Intro:
G / / / A / / /
G / / / A / / /


Verse:
G                   A                 G                    A
  Funny story, I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are

G                      A                  D                  Bm
  I?ve been busy doing science. It?s been tons of fun so far

Em            G                 Em
   Everything clean, nothing on fire

         G     A
All by myself, finally

Chorus:
D        D/C#   Bm A                 G          D/F# Em    A
  Things change    when they don?t replace your      core. It feels,

D     D/C#   Bm A               G       D/F#  Em A
  So strange    not to hate you anymore

Bb                  F     A
   But you wouldn?t know, would you?


Intro:
G / / / A / / /
G / / / A / / /


Verse:
G                      A                  G                  A
  I was saying this to Batman, oh, he was HERE the other day

G                            A                     D                     Bm
  Maybe you know him, he?s a big deal, but I don?t think of him that way

Em             G                 Em
   He?s just a friend, someone I trust

            G     A
Someone who won?t kill me


Chorus:
D     D/C#  Bm A                G         D/F# Em   A
  I?m fine,    just in case you think I?m      not. I am.

D      D/C#  Bm     A               G            D/F# Em  A
  This time,    I?m better with the friends I?ve      got

Bb                  F     A
   But you wouldn?t know, would you?


Bridge:
G
  I don?t mean for this to sting

Em                               Bm
   I forgive you everything, you monster

G
  I can guess the reasons why

Em
   You are never coming by for me

Interlude:
D D/C# Bm A G D/F# Em A
D D/C# Bm A G D/F# Em A

Verse:
G                               A                   G                          A
  I should go there?s something happening that will make you wish you?d stayed

G                        A                    D                    Bm
  There?s a party with a real cake ? yes it?s real ? a cake I made

Em             G                Em               G       A
   Talking and fun, testing and fun, all of this fun without you


Chorus:
D     D/C# Bm     A             G      D/F# Em    A
  Too bad     you let it get so out of      hand. How much,

D    D/C# Bm A         G     D/F# Em A
  we had,    finally I understand

Bb                  F     A
   But you wouldn?t know, would you?

Bb              F     A