Ikea chords by Jonathan Coulton

Chords
D       xx0232
G       3x0033
A       x02220
Asus4   x02230
Bm      x24432
A7      x02020
A7sus4  x02030
Dsus4   xx0233
F#      244322
Dadd4/A x04030

Verse 1
D
Long ago in days of yore
       D
It all began with a god named Thor
           Bm
There were Vikings and boats
         D
And some plans for a furniture store
     D
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
              D
And they sell things for apartments smaller
     D
than mine, As if there were apartments smaller than mine

Chorus
  Asus4
I-ke-a (Ikea-a) just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
  Asus4
I-ke-a (Ikea-a) selling furniture For college kids and divorced men
A7
Everyone has a home
    D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

Verse 2
   D
So rent a car or take the bus
         D
Lay your cash down and put your trust
       D
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
          D
Billy the bookcase says hello
              D
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
        D
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl

Chorus
  Asus4
I-ke-a (Ikea-a) just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
  Asus4
I-ke-a (Ikea-a) selling furniture For college kids and divorced men
A7
Everyone has a home
    D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

F#
Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
A
Ikea: meatballs, tasty
F#
Ikea: Allen wrenches
D
All of them for free
F#
All of them for me

Guitar Solo - See below

Verse 3
    D
I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
                D
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
      D
And a chair and a lamp And a shelf and some candles for you
        D
I was a doubter just like you
               D
'til I saw the American dream come true
       D
In New Jersey, they got a god damned Swedish parade


Chorus
  Asus4
I-ke-a (Ikea-a) just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
  Asus4
I-ke-a (Ikea-a) selling furniture For college kids and divorced men
A7
Everyone has a home
    D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

Guitar solo tabs:

------------|-----------10|-----10-12-12b14r12|10------------|
------------|-----------10|10h12--------------|---12-10h12p10|
-9b11r9-7---|7-9b11r9-7---|-------------------|--------------|
----------9-|-------------|-------------------|--------------|
------------|-------------|-------------------|--------------|
------------|-------------|-------------------|--------------|

                     Pre bend on 9th fret
------------|----------------|----------------|
------------|-8-8--8---------|----------------|
9--11--9--11|-7-7--7-11r9-7--|5s77-5s77-5s7777|
-7---7---7--|------5---------|5s77-5s77-5s7777|
------------|----------------|----------------|
------------|----------------|----------------|