Tom Cruise Crazy chords by Jonathan Coulton

Chords with lyrics

Intro    Pre-chorus Riff
 E MajorE  D/F#D/F#   B7B7
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-1-1-0--0-- -------------
-2-2-0--0-- ---------2---
-2-2-x--x-- -2-2-2h4---4-
-0-0-2b-2b- -------------

Chords

E MajorE  022100
D/F#D/F# 2x00xx
G#G#  466544
C#7C#7 x43404
F# minorF#m 244222
B7B7  x21202
A augmentedA  577655
C# minorC#m x46654
E7E7  020100
A minorAm  x02210
C majorC  x32010
G+G  3x0033
E minorEm  022000

Verse 1
E MajorE       G#G#       C#7C#7
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
F# minorF#m               B7B7
At least all his people tell him so
       E MajorE          G#G#      C#7C#7
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
F# minorF#m                   B7B7 G#G#
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
   A augmentedA      E MajorE          F# minorF#m        C# minorC#m
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
A augmentedA           E MajorE    B7B7
Good thing that he's not gay anymore

Chorus
E MajorE  G#G#    A augmentedA     E MajorE
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F# minorF#m        B7B7   E MajorE   B7B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E MajorE   G#G#    A augmentedA    E MajorE
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
   F# minorF#m        B7B7  G#G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
   C# minorC#m         E7E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
   A augmentedA       A minorAm
You'd buy expensive shoes
     E MajorE    G#G# C#7C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
   F# minorF#m    B7B7   E MajorE
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
  C#7C#7   F# minorF#m    B7B7   E MajorE (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Verse 2
E MajorE       G#G#       C#7C#7
Tom Cruise is always getting older
F# minorF#m                B7B7
He knows he'll never be that young again
  E MajorE           G#G#      C#7C#7
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
F# minorF#m                B7B7 G#G#
He sees a thousand younger leading men
  A augmentedA          E MajorE
He knows someday he'll have to play
  F# minorF#m     C# minorC#m
An old retarded grandpa
   A augmentedA        E MajorE       B7B7
While someone younger plays his sexy son

Chorus
E MajorE  G#G#    A augmentedA     E MajorE
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F# minorF#m        B7B7   E MajorE   B7B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E MajorE   G#G#    A augmentedA    E MajorE
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
   F# minorF#m        B7B7  G#G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
   C# minorC#m         E7E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
   A augmentedA       A minorAm
You'd buy expensive shoes
     E MajorE    G#G# C#7C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
   F# minorF#m    B7B7   E MajorE
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
  C#7C#7   F# minorF#m    B7B7   E MajorE (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Bridge
C majorC        G+G          A minorAm    E minorEm
Tom Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him
C majorC      G+G       A minorAm   B7B7
He's not of this world anymore...

Verse 3
E MajorE      G#G#      C#7C#7
Somewhere in some secluded castle
F# minorF#m                 B7B7
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
    E MajorE        G#G#      C#7C#7
And the outside world is always such a hassle
F# minorF#m             B7B7 G#G#
Sometimes he won't go out at all
     A augmentedA      E MajorE
There are millions who know his name
F# minorF#m    C# minorC#m
Everybody loves him
A augmentedA       E MajorE      B7B7
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Chorus
E MajorE  G#G#    A augmentedA     E MajorE
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F# minorF#m        B7B7   E MajorE   B7B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E MajorE   G#G#    A augmentedA    E MajorE
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
   F# minorF#m        B7B7  G#G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
   C# minorC#m         E7E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
   A augmentedA       A minorAm
You'd buy expensive shoes
     E MajorE    G#G# C#7C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
   F# minorF#m    B7B7   E MajorE
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
  C#7C#7   F# minorF#m    B7B7   E MajorE (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise


From JonathonCoulton.com