Todd The T1000 chords by Jonathan Coulton

Chords with lyrics

Found at: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Todd%20the%20T1000#
A augmentedA = x02220
BB = x24442
A/C#A/C# = x47655
B/D#B/D# = x69877
E MajorE (2 fr.) = x79997
F#m(maj7) = 243222

A augmentedA BB A augmentedA BB A/C#A/C# B/Eb E MajorE (2 fr.)

  E MajorE        C# minorC#m     A augmentedA BB
Sometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9
      E MajorE      C# minorC#m A augmentedA BB
  that we used to call Jane
E MajorE       C# minorC#m       A augmentedA     BB
Really good at cleaning and we got along fine
     E MajorE      C# minorC#m A augmentedA BB
  so I couldn’t complain
C# minorC#m                AbAb
Lately she’d been getting tangled up in the shag rug
  E MajorE                F#F#
And finally one wheel just wouldn’t spin
   F# minorF#m           D7D7
So we said our goodbyes and I traded her in

   E MajorE         C# minorC#m       A augmentedA     BB
This new one’s kind of creepy, makes me shudder inside
       E MajorE   C# minorC#m A augmentedA BB
  with his idiot grin
   E MajorE        C# minorC#m       A augmentedA     BB
He’s head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide
     E MajorE      C# minorC#m A augmentedA BB
  under translucent skin
  C# minorC#m                 AbAb
Sometimes he’ll stand for hours looking into the mirror
  E MajorE              F#F#
And flexing like some guy at the gym
    F# minorF#m        D7D7
And I’m easily ten inches shorter than him

E MajorE    F# minorF#m AbmAbm C#C#
Todd the T 1000 scares me
 F# minorF#m      F#m(maj7)    F#m7F#m7    BB
I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist
    E MajorE     F# minorF#m   AbmAbm    C#C#
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
  F# minorF#m     F#m(maj7) F#m7F#m7   BB
And when I look over he is making a fist
  A augmentedA   BB  A augmentedA  BB A/C#A/C# B/Eb E MajorE (2 fr.)
One finger at a time

 E MajorE        C# minorC#m      A augmentedA     BB
I ask him if he’ll vacuum and he doesn’t respond,
     E MajorE      C# minorC#m A augmentedA BB
  but I know that he heard
 E MajorE         C# minorC#m       A augmentedA        BB
I turn and catch him looking when he thinks that I’m gone
      E MajorE      C# minorC#m A augmentedA BB
  and he flips me the bird
 C# minorC#m                  AbAb
I asked him when we started, please stay out of the bedroom
  E MajorE             F#F#
But I don’t think I’m safe anywhere
    F# minorF#m          D7D7
When I wake in the dark I can tell that he’s there

E MajorE    F# minorF#m AbmAbm C#C#
Todd the T 1000 scares me
 F# minorF#m      F#m(maj7)    F#m7F#m7    BB
I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist
    E MajorE     F# minorF#m   AbmAbm    C#C#
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
  F# minorF#m     F#m(maj7) F#m7F#m7   BB
And when I look over he is making a fist
  A augmentedA   BB  A augmentedA  BB
One finger at a time

   A augmentedA      BB        A/C#A/C#    B/D#B/D#
So I live like a ghost while he’s living like me
A augmentedA    BB    A/C#A/C# B/D#B/D#
It’s not my house any more
   A augmentedA       BB        C# minorC#m    B/D#B/D#
And I sneak out the door while he’s watching TV
A augmentedA     BB   A/C#A/C#  B/D#B/D#
Head down to the cyborg store
Abm7Abm7    C#C#     Abm7Abm7      C#C#
I get some new arms installed at the store
Abm7Abm7  C#C#   Abm7Abm7  C#C#
Buy the biggest ones I can
A augmentedA      BB       A/C#A/C#    B/D#B/D#
Head back to my house, Todd answers the door
A augmentedA    BB     A/C#A/C#  B/D#B/D#
He sees more than just a man

  E MajorE       C# minorC#m       A augmentedA     BB
My right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree
      E MajorE      C# minorC#m A augmentedA BB
  and the left one’s a saw
 E MajorE        C# minorC#m    A augmentedA     BB
I cut the couch in half and I smash the TV
      E MajorE     C# minorC#m A augmentedA BB
  with my big smashy claw
   C# minorC#m                AbAb
He’s standing still and silent, I can’t tell what he’s thinking
  E MajorE              F#F#
He blinks a single glowing red eye
   F# minorF#m            D7D7
So I give him a shove and then Todd starts to cry

E MajorE    F# minorF#m AbmAbm C#C#
Todd the T1000 scares me
  F# minorF#m    F#m(maj7)    F#m7F#m7    BB
But I think he knows I’ve got a right to exist
    E MajorE     F# minorF#m   AbmAbm    C#C#
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
  F# minorF#m      F#m(maj7) F#m7F#m7   BB
But when he looks over I am making a fist
  A augmentedA   BB  A augmentedA  BB A/C#A/C# B/Eb E MajorE (2 fr.)