Chords with lyrics
CAPO 1
C majorC G+G C majorC
Washington came first and he was perfect,
C majorC G+G
John Adams had a quasi-war with France
FF A minorAm
Jefferson made a Louisiana Purchase
D7D7 G+G G7G7
In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants
C majorC G+G C majorC
James Monroe told Europe they could suck it
C majorC FF
John Quincy Adams looked just like his Dad
FF A minorAm
Andrew Jackson got rid of all the Indians
D7D7 G+G C majorC
Van Buren served one term but he wasn't bad
C majorC G+G C majorC
William Henry Harrison died early
C majorC G+G
John Tyler annexed Texas from Mexico
FF A minorAm
James K. Polk fought Mexico to keep it
D7D7 G+G G7G7
Taylor was a Mexican War hero
C majorC G+G C majorC
Filmore gave a boat to Commodore Perry
C majorC FF
Pierce repealed the Missouri Compromise
FF A minorAm
Buchanan saw the Civil War's beginnings
D7D7 G+G C majorC
Lincoln saved the Union, then he died
C majorC G+G C majorC
Andrew Johnson just survived impeachment
C majorC G+G
General Grant thought getting drunk was fun
FF A minorAm
Rutherford B. Hayes ended reconstruction
D7D7 G+G G7G7
Garfield was assassinated in 1881
C majorC G+G C majorC
Arthur suspended Chinese immigration
C majorC FF
Cleveland made the railroad people squirm
FF A minorAm
Harrison signed the Sherman Anti-Trust Act
D7D7 G+G C majorC
Grover Cleveland served another term
C majorC G+G C majorC
McKinley kept the Spanish out of Cuba
C majorC G+G
Roosevelt was handy with a gun
FF A minorAm
Taft was big and fat and had a mustache
D7D7 G+G G7G7
Wilson kicked some ass in World War I
C majorC G+G C majorC
Harding said let's laissez-faire with business
C majorC FF
Coolidge made the roaring 20's roar
FF A minorAm
Hoover screwed the pooch in the Great Depression
D7D7 G+G C majorC
Roosevelt beat the Nazis in the war
C majorC G+G C majorC
Truman dropped the bomb on Hiroshima
C majorC G+G
Eisenhower kept the commies well in hand
FF A minorAm
Kennedy was killed by a magic bullet
D7D7 G+G G7G7
Johnson murdered kids in Vietnam
C majorC G+G C majorC
Nixon was a sweating filthy liar
C majorC FF
Ford gave Nixon pardon for his crimes
FF A minorAm
Carter lusted in his heart for peanuts
D7D7 G+G C majorC
Reagan won the Cold War and lost his mind
C majorC G+G C majorC
George Bush senior poked at Saddam Hussein
C majorC G+G
Clinton gave an intern a cigar
FF A minorAm
W's rein of terror's finally over
D7D7 G+G G7G7
Obama's mediocre insofar
C majorC G+G C majorC
In the year 2010 we're out of money
C majorC FF
Somewhere surely freedom's on the march
FF A minorAm
I don't like to make political statements