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Jonathan Coulton chords for Screwed

Guitar chords with lyrics

Difficulty: Novice

Screwed by Jonathan Coulton

Chord List in order of appearance:

A chord diagramG+G   A chord diagramC majorC   A chord diagramA7A7  A chord diagramD MajorD  G/C  A chord diagramB7B7  A chord diagramE minorEm  A chord diagramAm7Am7  A chord diagramD7D7 A chord diagramC#m7b5C#m7b5 A chord diagramDsus4Dsus4

E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---|
B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---|
G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---|
D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---|
A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------|
E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|

I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them
figure 1 and figure 2.

(fig.1)           (fig.2)
E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----|
B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----|
G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----|
D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----|
A-----------------|------------------|
E-----------------|----------3-------|

Thats all you need, now heres the song.

A chord diagramG+G         A chord diagramC majorC       A chord diagramA7A7       A chord diagramD MajorD
A chord diagramG+G         G/C     A chord diagramG+G

A chord diagramG+G         A chord diagramC majorC      A chord diagramA7A7      A chord diagramD MajorD          A chord diagramG+G     A chord diagramC majorC           A chord diagramA7A7        A chord diagramD MajorD
Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
A chord diagramG+G         A chord diagramC majorC           A chord diagramA7A7        A chord diagramD MajorD         A chord diagramG+G        A chord diagramC majorC                A chord diagramG+G
Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news

A chord diagramG+G    A chord diagramC majorC             A chord diagramA7A7     A chord diagramD MajorD        A chord diagramG+G       A chord diagramC majorC              A chord diagramA7A7      A chord diagramD MajorD
Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried
A chord diagramG+G       A chord diagramC majorC            A chord diagramA7A7              A chord diagramD MajorD          A chord diagramG+G        A chord diagramC majorC           A chord diagramG+G
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died

A chord diagramB7B7      A chord diagramE minorEm     A chord diagramB7B7    A chord diagramE minorEm
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramG+G          A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramG+G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
A chord diagramB7B7     A chord diagramE minorEm           A chord diagramB7B7      A chord diagramE minorEm
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        A chord diagramA7A7                      A chord diagramAm7Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
A chord diagramD7D7
Now I guess I'm
A chord diagramG+G         A chord diagramC majorC       A chord diagramA7A7       A chord diagramD MajorD
screwed

A chord diagramG+G         G/C     A chord diagramG+G

A chord diagramG+G    A chord diagramC majorC        A chord diagramA7A7       A chord diagramD MajorD          A chord diagramG+G        A chord diagramC majorC           A chord diagramA7A7            A chord diagramD MajorD
Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
A chord diagramG+G     A chord diagramC majorC       A chord diagramA7A7           A chord diagramD MajorD        A chord diagramG+G     A chord diagramC majorC            A chord diagramG+G
Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip

A chord diagramG+G    A chord diagramC majorC          A chord diagramA7A7     A chord diagramD MajorD          A chord diagramG+G       A chord diagramC majorC            A chord diagramA7A7               A chord diagramD MajorD
Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man
A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC majorC             A chord diagramA7A7      A chord diagramD MajorD            A chord diagramG+G            A chord diagramC majorC           A chord diagramG+G
He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand

A chord diagramB7B7   A chord diagramE minorEm        A chord diagramB7B7    A chord diagramE minorEm
I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramG+G          A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramG+G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
A chord diagramB7B7     A chord diagramE minorEm           A chord diagramB7B7      A chord diagramE minorEm
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        A chord diagramA7A7                      A chord diagramAm7Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
A chord diagramD7D7
Now I guess I'm
A chord diagramG+G         A chord diagramC majorC       A chord diagramA7A7       A chord diagramD MajorD
screwed

A chord diagramG+G         G/C     A chord diagramG+G

A chord diagramC#m7b5C#m7b5            A chord diagramG+G  (Fig.1)   A chord diagramC#m7b5C#m7b5       A chord diagramG+G  (Fig.2)
It's bad news for me again,        It never ends
A chord diagramC#m7b5C#m7b5   A chord diagramG+G               A chord diagramD MajorD           A chord diagramDsus4Dsus4     A chord diagramD MajorD
I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
A chord diagramC#m7b5C#m7b5        A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC#m7b5C#m7b5          A chord diagramG+G  (Fig.1)
I got lots of money,   I got lots of friends
A chord diagramC#m7b5C#m7b5    A chord diagramG+G              A chord diagramD MajorD           A chord diagramDsus4Dsus4     A chord diagramD MajorD
Just like Meatloaf got a record deal

A chord diagramG+G   A chord diagramC majorC            A chord diagramA7A7        A chord diagramD MajorD          A chord diagramG+G           A chord diagramC majorC          A chord diagramA7A7          A chord diagramD MajorD
Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time
A chord diagramG+G          A chord diagramC majorC          A chord diagramA7A7      A chord diagramD MajorD         A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC majorC            A chord diagramG+G
Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime

A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC majorC         A chord diagramA7A7         A chord diagramD MajorD         A chord diagramG+G      A chord diagramC majorC              A chord diagramA7A7       A chord diagramD MajorD
Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake
A chord diagramG+G        A chord diagramC majorC          A chord diagramA7A7      A chord diagramD MajorD               A chord diagramG+G          A chord diagramC majorC              A chord diagramG+G
Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take

A chord diagramB7B7   A chord diagramE minorEm          A chord diagramB7B7     A chord diagramE minorEm
I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramG+G          A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramG+G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
A chord diagramB7B7     A chord diagramE minorEm           A chord diagramB7B7      A chord diagramE minorEm
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        A chord diagramA7A7                      A chord diagramAm7Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
A chord diagramD7D7
Now I guess I'm
A chord diagramG+G         A chord diagramC majorC       A chord diagramA7A7       A chord diagramD MajorD
screwed

A chord diagramG+G         G/C     A chord diagramG+G

Have fun,

Dave


Guitar Tab 🏷Legend:

h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
x - finger mute (fretboard hand)

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