Re Your Brains chords by Jonathan Coulton

Chords with lyrics

[Verse]
A minorAm       FF       C majorC        C majorC  Cmaj7Cmaj7
 Heya Tom, it's Bob.. from the office down the hall
A minorAm        FF         G+G
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
FdimFdim (xx3434)       A minorAm        Am7Am7    D7D7
 Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
              G+G
I really wish you'd let us in
 FF         C majorC        E7E7     A minorAm
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
 FF         C majorC        E7E7     A minorAm
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
  FF       F minorFm
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die.. screaming

[Chorus]
C majorC   G+G       FF        G+G
All we want to do is eat your brains
      C majorC          G+G            FF  (F/E FF F/E FF) G+G
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
C majorC   G+G       FF        G+G
All we want to do is eat your brains
      A minorAm      E minorEm       FF      (F/E FF F/E FF F/E)
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
    FF  F/E  DmDm
If you open up the doors
FF     F/E  FF    G+G    C majorC
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

[verse, chords as above]

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly

[repeat Chorus, but with a slightly different ending]

FF     F/E  FF    G+G    AbAb
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
      Eb MajorEb        C#dim(xx5656) C#C#
I'd like to help you Tom, in any  way  I can
     C# minorC#m               AbAb
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
     Eb MajorEb         C#dimC#dim    F minorFm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
     C majorC
I guess I am

[verse, chords as above]

I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head.. open

[repeat first chorus]