Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard
Difficulty: Novice
JONATHAN COULTON
FIRST OF MAY
FROM THE ALBUM SMOKING MONKEY
intro: G+G C majorC (with nifty hammer-on fingerpicking on the D MajorD string)
G+G
I woke up this morning
C majorC G+G
I had a scone and a large house blend
C majorC Cmaj7Cmaj7 A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
And then a little conver-sation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
G+G
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
C majorC G+G
And I wish that it was spring
C majorC Cmaj7Cmaj7 A minorAm
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
C majorC D MajorD EbDim (xx1212)
Began to sing
And he sang
E minorEm A minorAm
Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever
E minorEm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
C9C9 (x32333)
Outside
[chorus]
G+G
Cause it's the first of May, first of May
C majorC G+G
Outdoor fucking starts today
D MajorD
So bring your favorite lady
C majorC C/BC/B C/AC/A G+G G7G7 (x23033)
Or at least your favorite lay
C majorC G+G
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
D MajorD G+G
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
C majorC C majorC
Grass below you, sky above
A minorAm C6(x02010) C majorC Cadd2Cadd2
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called..
G+G C majorC G+G C majorC
fucking outside
G+G
I thanked him for the information
C majorC G+G
I cried a little when he flew away
C majorC Cmaj7Cmaj7 A minorAm
I watched an episode of The People's Court
C majorC D MajorD
And I tried to plan my day
G+G
I called up my old lady
C majorC G+G
She wasn't home so I called my girl
C majorC Cmaj7Cmaj7 A minorAm
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
C majorC D MajorD EbDim (xx1212)
Entertain the world
And I said
E minorEm A minorAm
Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the
ants off
E minorEm C majorC
Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's
D MajorD
pants off
C9C9 (x32333)
Outside
[repeat chorus]
G+G
So we went to the park together
C majorC G+G
We were walking in the midday sun
C majorC Cmaj7Cmaj7 A minorAm C majorC
We met all kinds of people and we
D MajorD
We fucked everyone
G+G
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
C majorC G+G
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
C majorC Cmaj7Cmaj7 A minorAm C majorC
Everyone who needed fucking well they
D MajorD EbDim (xx1212)
They got fucked today
So come on
E minorEm A minorAm
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel-the-spirit moving
through you
E minorEm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to
you
C9C9 (x32333)
Outside
[repeat chorus]
A minorAm C6(x02010) C majorC Cadd2Cadd2
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called..
G+G C/GC/G G+G C/GC/G C majorC C minorCm G+G
fucking outside, fucking outside, fucking outsi-i-i-i-i-ide