De-evolving chords by Jonathan Coulton

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: EADGBE

Intro:
E minorEm G+G C9C9 BB+
E minorEm G+G C9C9 BB+

Verse:
E minorEm        G+G        C9C9     BB+   E minorEm   G+G    C9C9 BB+
  I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits
E minorEm        G+G        C9C9   BB+   E minorEm   G+G    C9C9 BB+
  I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits
          A augmentedA
Anyway more than I used to
     G+G       A augmentedA
I used to be so tall and thin
          G+G           F#F#
Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm in

Chorus:
           G+G       D MajorD     A augmentedA Asus4Asus4 A augmentedA
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
      G+G       A augmentedA      D MajorD Dsus4Dsus4 D MajorD
And there's nothing modern science can do
G+G      D MajorD     F#F#      B minorBm
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
    G+G  D MajorD      G+G  D MajorD
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
   A augmentedA
I am de-evolving

Verse:
E minorEm        G+G       C9C9    BB+    E minorEm   G+G    C9C9 BB+
  I guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinner-time
E minorEm        G+G       C9C9   BB+    E minorEm     G+G    C9C9 BB+
  I guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign
          A augmentedA
Anyway more than I used to
     G+G         A augmentedA
I used to have a little body hair
          G+G      F#F#
Now I have to use a razor every-where

Chorus:
           G+G       D MajorD     A augmentedA Asus4Asus4 A augmentedA
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
      G+G       A augmentedA      D MajorD Dsus4Dsus4 D MajorD
And there's nothing modern science can do
G+G      D MajorD     F#F#      B minorBm
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
    G+G  D MajorD      G+G  D MajorD
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
   A augmentedA
I am de-evolving

Bridge:
E MajorE      EMaj7Emaj7
 Why get so angry at me?
E7E7      A augmentedA       A minorAm      E MajorE
I don't under-stand how you expect me to defend my actions
F#F#        B7B7
Knowing what you now know
E MajorE    EMaj7Emaj7     E7E7
 Monkey one and monkey two
    A augmentedA       A minorAm
Monkey me and monkey you
    E MajorE
Monkey see and monkey
F#F#   B7B7     E minorEm  G+G
Do you still love me
C9C9  BB+       E minorEm   G+G C9C9 BB+
   Now that I'm a monkey?

Verse:
E minorEm        G+G       C9C9   BB+    E minorEm   G+G    C9C9 BB+
  I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance
E minorEm        G+G       C9C9   BB+   E minorEm   G+G    C9C9 BB+
  I guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail in-side my pants
          A augmentedA
Anyway more than I used to
     G+G          A augmentedA
I used to see a movie now and then
          G+G         F#F#
Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong a-gain

Chorus:
           G+G       D MajorD     A augmentedA Asus4Asus4 A augmentedA
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
      G+G       A augmentedA      D MajorD Dsus4Dsus4 D MajorD
And there's nothing modern science can do
G+G      D MajorD     F#F#      B minorBm
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
    G+G  D MajorD      G+G  D MajorD
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
   A augmentedA
I am de-evolving

Outro:
E minorEm G+G C9C9
BB+    E minorEm G+G  C9C9
  I'm de-vol-ving
BB+   E minorEm G+G  C9C9
  De-evol-ving
BB+    E minorEm  G+G    C9C9    BB+
  I'm a coal miner's daughter