De-evolving chords by Jonathan Coulton

Tuning: EADGBE

Intro:
Em G C9 B+
Em G C9 B+

Verse:
Em                G               C9         B+     Em     G       C9  B+
   I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits
Em                G                C9     B+      Em     G       C9  B+
   I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits
                   A
Anyway more than I used to
          G              A
I used to be so tall and thin
                    G                     F#
Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm in

Chorus:
                     G             D          A  Asus4 A
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
            G              A           D  Dsus4  D
And there's nothing modern science can do
G           D         F#           Bm
Keeping the thumb but  I'm getting dumb
       G   D            G   D
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
     A
I am de-evolving

Verse:
Em                G              C9        B+       Em     G       C9  B+
   I guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinner-time
Em                G              C9      B+        Em         G       C9  B+
   I guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign
                   A
Anyway more than I used to
          G                  A
I used to have a little body hair
                    G           F#
Now I have to use a razor every-where

Chorus:
                     G             D          A  Asus4 A
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
            G              A           D  Dsus4  D
And there's nothing modern science can do
G           D         F#           Bm
Keeping the thumb but  I'm getting dumb
       G   D            G   D
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
     A
I am de-evolving

Bridge:
E           Emaj7
 Why get so angry at me?
E7            A             Am           E
I don't under-stand how you expect me to defend my actions
F#               B7
Knowing what you now know
E       Emaj7          E7
 Monkey one and monkey two
       A             Am
Monkey me and monkey you
       E
Monkey see and monkey
F#     B7         Em    G
Do you still love me
C9   B+             Em      G C9 B+
     Now that I'm a monkey?

Verse:
Em                G              C9      B+       Em     G       C9  B+
   I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance
Em                G              C9      B+      Em      G       C9  B+
   I guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail in-side my pants
                   A
Anyway more than I used to
          G                   A
I used to see a movie now and then
                    G                 F#
Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong a-gain

Chorus:
                     G             D          A  Asus4 A
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
            G              A           D  Dsus4  D
And there's nothing modern science can do
G           D         F#           Bm
Keeping the thumb but  I'm getting dumb
       G   D            G   D
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
     A
I am de-evolving

Outro:
Em G C9
B+        Em  G   C9
   I'm de-vol-ving
B+     Em  G    C9
   De-evol-ving
B+       Em   G       C9        B+
   I'm a coal miner's daughter