Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse:
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
He was just a lonely tortoise looking for a home
D MajorD E7E7 A7A7
His tiny feet were blistered with the miles he had to roam
D MajorD
I found him in a pet shop
G+G D MajorD
On his cheek there was a tear
D MajorD
And painted on his little back
E7E7 A7A7 D MajorD
Was 20 pence to clear
Chorus:
G+G
He's a faithful friend a tortoise
D MajorD A7A7
He'll love you till the end
D MajorD G+G A7A7 D MajorD
And you won't need a person with a tortoise for a friend
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
I took him from the petshop, tied to a piece of string
D MajorD E7E7 A7A7
I'm sure that he was happy for I thoght I heard him sing
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
I took him to my sports car, we had manys the mile to go
D MajorD E7E7 A7A7 D MajorD
I tied him to the bumper, he was grateful for the tow
Chorus:
D MajorD
In winter he would hibernate
G+G D MajorD
Yes, we'd both retire
D MajorD
And when his little feet, his tiny feet, got cold
E7E7 A7A7
I'd place him on the fire
D MajorD
In summer by the swimming pool
G+G D MajorD
I was so proud of him
D MajorD
I'd throw him in, and then he'd sink
E7E7 A7A7 D MajorD
I don't think that he could swim
Chorus:
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Then came the day that's coming to all creatures great and small
D MajorD E7E7 A7A7
A augmentedA drunken driver hit my friend, he smashed him against a wall
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
When I arrived all I could find were little bits of shell
D MajorD E7E7 A7A7 D MajorD
I made them into plectrums, I know my plectrums well