Kleptomaniac Chords

Key: C Tuning: E A D G B E Verse 1: C F Katie called me drunk on a weekend C F FaceTime tour of her apartment C F Big-ass window with some long blinds G G7 And one of them just doesn't sit right C F She said, "If you were one, you'd be that one" C F I said, "What the fuck you mean by that, ho " C F "So specifically you, so true to yourself Am G That you stick out like a sore thumb" Chorus: C F Looking like a kleptomaniac C F Stealing all my power back Am C I guess I would rather make you mad G F C Than to bore myself C F Looking like a life-size sour patch C F Scrunching faces, but I'm still a snack Am C If I'm not your taste, that's too bad G F C I enjoy myself

Verse 2: C F Learned all my shapes in elementary C F Used to be a square, but life bent me C F Got a couple places I don't fit in G G7 Better off without them, good riddance C F All the other squares, they treat me funny C F Straight-and-narrow might be jealous of me C G F C So specifically me, nothing else I can be Am G And they can only fantasize Chorus: C F Looking like a kleptomaniac C F Stealing all my power back Am C I guess I would rather make you mad G F C Than to bore myself C F Looking like a life-size sour patch C F Scrunching faces, but I'm still a snack Am C If I'm not your taste, that's too bad G F C I enjoy myself C F ('Maniac) C F (Power back) Am C G F C (Make you mad) Bridge: C Shut up (Shut up) F C If you got nothing nice to say, shut up (Shut up) F C And if you don't wanna change, shut up (Shut up) Am G You're just the loudest in the room F G C Doesn't mean you tell the truth, so shut up C F I want (I want) to talk to people with a heart C F And I want (I want) to come together not apart Am G F G But it's tough (It's tough) when the entire game is rigged F G G Both sides are talking shit, you wind up Chorus: C F Looking like a kleptomaniac C F Stealing all my power back Am C I guess I would rather make you mad G F C Than to bore myself