Xmas chords by Corey Taylor (Ver. 2)

• Capo on 2nd

XM@$ - Corey Taylor

Intro
E              A               E              F              E
Ao Ao Ao Ho!

E

E                            A   F              E
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
E                A      F       E
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
A                                    E
Those carollers have kept me up for hours
       B                                  B  A  F#   E
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
E                A      F          E
Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothing
                  A
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
E                                    E    D#     C#
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
             A           B            E
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

HA!

Chorus
                               A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
                                      E         A          B      E
You know where to stick those jingle bells
                                F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
                                E                A          B    E
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
                               A
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
                               E          A           B       E
Joy to the world and jack and coke
                                F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

F
Cause I ain’t ever anything but broke


E              A               E              F              E


Verse

E                    A    F       E
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
E              A        F         E
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
A                                  E
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
          B                                  B  A  F#   E
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
E                 A    F    D#
I think we collectively as a people
E                A        F            E
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

And tell the world:
E                           E     D#        C#
"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"
   A                B             E           A           F
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

HA


Chorus
                               A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
                                      E         A          B      E
You know where to stick those jingle bells
                             F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
F (stop)                       E         A          B      E
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
                               A
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
                               E          A           B       E
Joy to the world of getting stoned

                                    F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

   F
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.


E  End with:   D#    E

HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!