Evil Scotsman chords by Billy Connolly

Chords with lyrics

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If you're looking for trouble, you're in the right place
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Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face
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I'm a mean mother-fucker, I was born that way
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And just because I wear a skirt, don't think I'm fucking gay...

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Cos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jimmy is my name
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I'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and causing pain is my game...

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Now if you're a woman, married or not
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I'll take all your kit off, and I'll dive in your mott
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I'll take your legs, and spread them wide
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And then I'll put a wet-suit on and shag you from inside...

FF          C majorC        G+G
I'm an evil scotsman, and my name is Jock
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And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10 inch cock

FF              C majorC     G+G
Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman and my name is Jock
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I've got one hand in my pocket and I'm playing with my 10 inch cock

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I don't care where you come from, if you're big or you're small
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I've fought the best, and I've beat them all
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If you're English or Irish, you wont have to die
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But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye...

FF             C majorC     G+G
I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jock is my name
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If you don't like the rules don't play the fucking game
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Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my name is Jock
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And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10 inch cock

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Fuckers
Wankers
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