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Intro:
C C Em Em Am Am F Fm
Verse 1:
C
I still remember,
third of December,
Em
me in your sweater
You said it looked better on
Am
me than it did you
Only if you knew,
F
how much I liked you
Fm
But I watch your eyes as she
Pre-Chorus:
C
Walks by
Em
What a sight for sore eyes,
Am
brighter than a blue sky
F Fm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Chorus:
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
I'm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
Wish I were Heather
Interlude:
C C Em Em Am Am F Fm
Verse 2:
C
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Em
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
Am
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
F Fm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Pre-Chorus:
C
Walks by
Em
What a sight for sore eyes,
Am
brighter than a blue sky
F Fm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Chorus:
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
I'm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
Wish I were Heather
Bridge:
C C Em Em
(Oh) Wish I were Heather
Am Am F Fm
(Oh, Oh)Wish I were Heather
Chorus:
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
I'm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
Wish I were Heather
Other versions of this song
- Heather Ukulele (Ver2) (Chords)
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Last Updated: September 10, 2025