Awkward chords by Colleen Ballinger

Submitted by Dara

Intro:
D D D D

Verse:
            D                               A
When you're hanging with a friend you don't see very much
You know the kind
C                        G
See them once a year for coffee or brunch
        D                       A                  C
And you struggle really hard to think of things to talk about
G
Oh
       D                          A
So you talk about the weather and pretend that you care
         C                          G
When she says she's tried something new with her hair
       D
So you fake a smile
         A                        C            G
then the worst thing in the world happens

Chorus:
     D                G7            C G
This awful thing also happens in an uber
    D                            G7
Its also very common when you're with strangers
      C    G
in an elevator
   E7                                              A
So brace yourself cuz this awful thing is about to occur

pause
            D
its awkward silence {its the worst thing in the world}

Verse 2:
         D                                   A
When you go to your friends house and you're hanging with him
           C                                 G
And you're having lots of fun and then their parents walk in
    D                   A                    C
But suddenly the friend decides to leave the room
 G
Oh NO
          D                           A
You small talk with the parents for a minute or two
         C                               G
But that doesn't last long and you don't know what to do
        D                              A                            C
And you know whats coming next and you pray your friend to come and save you
G
Mm

Chorus:
     D                G7            C G
This awful thing also happens in an uber
    D                            G7
Its also very common when you're with strangers
      C    G
in an elevator
   E7                                              A
So brace yourself cuz this awful thing is about to occur

pause
            D
its awkward silence

Bridge:
        G7
I would rather have a hangnail i would rather date your mom

I would rather get a paper cut of lick a bathroom stall
C           Cm                  D
Anything is better than awkward silence
        G7
I would rather watch (Fossil Creek) I'd rather eat your poo

I would rather not skip the ad on YouTube
C           Cm                  D
Anything is better than awkward silence
        G7
I would rather step in ice cube puddles while wearing socks
G7
I would rather use my nails on chalk board instead of chalk
C           Cm                  D
Anything is better than awkward silence
        G7
I would rather have the (ria) or watch my parents hump

I'd rather listen to Nickelback or hang out with Trump-

Pause. {Actually, I'd rather not do that...No}
       C           Cm
Almost anything is better than awkward
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